The Culinary Arts Thread

[NorCalVol67]

This is Joe’s metabolism we’re talking about!

He talks off 5000 calories in half an hour.

 

[Behr]

every once in a while we drive by and throw change at out

Throw change at what?

 

[hmanvolfan]

Another example of uppity round heruh.

NorCal stops by the pub for happy hour and has Lobster fritters.

Joe goes to Outback for his anniversary and gets a bloomin onion.

And I had frozen applewood smoked wangs. They jelly.

 

[theFallGuy]

Throw change at what?

have u had any mushrooms today?

 

[Souce]

 

[joevol33]

u know that thing got about 5000 calories in it

I only ate around 4,000!

 

[joevol33]

Joe, don't do anything crazy tonight

So should I put my clothes back on?

 

[Souce]

So should I put my clothes back on?

WTF! You already had your clothes off at Outback?

 

[joevol33]

WTF! You already had your clothes off at Outback?

Boom

 

[Tin Man]

I am going to catch hell for this, but I had Lobster Fritters last night.

Would that be Queens Crayfish, or New England lobster?

 

[NorCalVol67]

Would that be Queens Crayfish, or New England lobster?

No idea. Inexpensive I assume.

 

[joevol33]

 

[NorCalVol67]

Behr will be all over that.

 

[Behr]

Behr will be all over that.

 

[Behr]

I know that's an old gif and its been around, but its kinda like LBB gif, sometimes its the one that says it best.

 

[theFallGuy]

Behr will be all over that.

but he won't use them for eating. groce

 

[theFallGuy]

had a pimento cheese BLT fer lunch

 

[hmanvolfan]

had a pimento cheese BLT fer lunch

Ngaf

 

[theFallGuy]

Ngaf

also making burgers for dinner. What time u showing up?

 

[Behr]

also making burgers for dinner. What time u showing up neckit. Please come neckit... and horny.

Gtfo with that.

 

[theFallGuy]

Gtfo with that.

u nasty mfer u bastage

 

[malinoisvol]

S T FU

 

[Behr]

Yea TFG.

 

[theFallGuy]

S T FU

@Behr

 

[joevol33]

also making burgers for dinner. What time u showing up?

Boston butt, brisket, slaw, and baked beans here