The Culinary Arts Thread

[malinoisvol]

I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin..

My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.

 

[MoodyVol]

I knew that was coming as soon as I submitted it, but I decided to leave it and see who mentioned it first. I was wrong on who I thought would be first. Lulz.

My bad dude, gotta respond quick sometimes. Not a lot of time to think with the twins acting up!

 

[Behr]

My bad dude, gotta respond quick sometimes. Not a lot of time to think with the twins acting up!

Not "your bad". ...Lol, I'm glad you stole his thunder!!

 

[MoodyVol]

Not "your bad". ...Lol, I'm glad you stole his thunder!!

Sweet then! Eff that Martha fawker!

 

[Behr]

My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.

Most don't like that song. I saw it live and it was awesome. That show was like the opra with cooler music.

 

[MoodyVol]

Who did I just eff?. .feels like the 80's all over again.

 

[Behr]

Who did I just eff?. .feels like the 80's all over again.

He who is eat up with the herp and gave them to his horse.

 

[malinoisvol]

Most don't like that song. I saw it live and it was awesome. That show was like the opra with cooler music.

How can anyone not like that song? SMH

 

[MoodyVol]

He who is eat up with the herp and gave them to his horse.

The only way to be any clearer about a guy that has been stump broke for ponies, would be to call him out by name. I doubt he'll ever figure it out.

 

[Behr]

How can anyone not like that song? SMH

Thank you, I wanna thank you, please thank you....ooooohhhh oohhh ohhh ah Iiiiiiiiiiii

 

[MoodyVol]

Kilroy was here

 

[Behr]

The only way to be any clearer about a guy that has been stump broke for ponies, would be to call him out by name. I doubt he'll ever figure it out.

Good. Be like putting him in a round room and telling him to pee in the corner.

I know that's an old saying, but I wasn't intending to be funny.

 

[Behr]

BTW Joey Baga donuts, I tried watching Red Riding Hood ladt night, Made it about 20 minutes. You can have it.

Might try Brightburn tonight, but mites grow on a chickens butt.

 

[NorCalVol67]

I meant to come back to this.

I'm not a fan of the big fake ones, but she's pretty in the face and baby got back. I think shes hot.

Baby got fake back. See that round here a lot.

She is purty.

 

[Souce]

BUNCHA JUDGY JUDGERS UP IN HURRRRRRRR!!!

 

[Behr]

Baby got fake back. See that round here a lot.

She is purty.

Nope, wanna bet?

 

[NorCalVol67]

Observation, not judgement.

 

[Behr]

BUNCHA JUDGY JUDGERS UP IN HURRRRRRRR!!!

Stop yelling, child!

 

[NorCalVol67]

Nope, wanna bet?

Sure. I'll call and ask her.

 

[Behr]

Need her number?

 

[tnuhcvols]

Nope, wanna bet?

May need hands on to determine for sure. I'm not busy atm so..

 

[NorCalVol67]

Need her number?

No, she just drops by my place after a boring date with you.

 

[malinoisvol]

What would Ford Fairlane say about her? Hmmmm

 

[Behr]

No, she just drops by my place after a boring date with you.

That's right, she has to put on that fake ass that has smaller holes in it before she sees you.

 

[Behr]

Y'all turrble. Turrble Turrble Turrble.