The Culinary Arts Thread

[YankeeVol]

Do I smell corn dogs up in here?

I don't know where this comes from (I do), but it literally makes zero sense.

It's just something loser schools like TN hold on to because they realize they are inferior in every sport.

But hey, you got us!

 

[YankeeVol]

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I don't need to see your "o" face buddy

 

[Behr]

I don't know where this comes from (I do), but it literally makes zero sense.

It's just something loser schools like TN hold on to because they realize they are inferior in every sport.

But hey, you got us!

Lulz.

You might be a good father, good husband and a good soldier but you're a suckass fan with no loyalty.

 

[YankeeVol]

Lulz.

You might be a good father, good husband and a good soldier but you're a suckass fan with no loyalty.

Where do you sit again? I'll make sure to come say hello any game, I won't hold my breath....

What's your donor rank?

Held them driving 6.5 hours from Savannah GA. Held them when living in AK.

You're in FL, what's your excuse?

 

[Behr]

Where do you sit again? I'll make sure to come say hello any game, I won't hold my breath....

Held them driving 6.5 hours from Savannah GA.

Held them when living in AK. You're in FL, what's your excuse?

What's your donor rank? We can do that too. Otherwise you can STFU, like you want Tin to do.

Or you can SMD. We know you're into that type of thing.

You talk about the size of my peen, then my O face, now you want me to preform oral sex on you.

This is weird.

 

[YankeeVol]

You talk about the size of my peen, then my O face, now you want to preform oral sex on you.

This is weird.

Wait, you have a peen?!?!

It's only weird if you make it.

If you need me to donate tickets, let me know. I'll hook up a poor like you.

 

[YankeeVol]

Only to like Furman or KSU though.

 

[YankeeVol]

Best case KY

 

[NorCalVol67]

Damn, here I thought I was a lifelong Vols fan, but I don’t have season tickets and I have no donor rank, so I guess I am not a fan.

 

[hmanvolfan]

I don't know where this comes from (I do), but it literally makes zero sense.

It's just something loser schools like TN hold on to because they realize they are inferior in every sport.

But hey, you got us!

That begs the querstion, why are you here?

 

[YankeeVol]

That begs the querstion, why are you here?

Question*

That begs the question, why are you still alive?

 

[hmanvolfan]

Question*

That begs the question, why are you still alive?

Simple, because Jesus loves me. Duh

 

[YankeeVol]

Simple, because Jesus loves me. Duh

The guy who cuts my grass?

Can't speak a lick of English, smells terrible, have to keep an eye on him around my power tools? That guy?

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Damn, here I thought I was a lifelong Vols fan, but I don’t have season tickets and I have no donor rank, so I guess I am not a fan.

You remember what you had for breakfast the day you became a Vols fan?

 

[hmanvolfan]

The guy who cuts my grass?

Can't speak a lick of English, smells terrible, have to keep an eye on him around my power tools? That guy?

What happened to you? You used to be a good guy from what I knew of you around here but you apparently turned into a pathetic jackass heathen. So I hope that answers your querstion.

 

[NorCalVol67]

You remember what you had for breakfast the day you became a Vols fan?

I don’t recall what Methodist Hospital in Midtown was serving newborns on that historic day in June of 1967, but I am sure it was uppity.

 

[YankeeVol]

What happened to you? You used to be a good guy from what I knew of you around here but you apparently turned into a pathetic jackass heathen. So I hope that answers your querstion.

I'm great, I appreciate the concern though. Proud "heathen" for the record.

I'm sorry you believe in make believe. You still probably believe in the Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny too huh?

It's amazing what you can actually learn.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

I don’t recall what Methodist Hospital in Midtown was serving newborns on that historic day in June of 1967, but I am sure it was uppity.

I was born there too...

Its now a UT hospital

 

[hmanvolfan]

I'm great, I appreciate the concern though. Proud "heathen" for the record.

I'm sorry you believe in make believe. You still probably believe in the Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny too huh?

It's amazing what you can actually learn.

Not interested in your sorrow bruh.

 

[YankeeVol]

Not interested in your sorrow bruh.

Not interested in your opinion bruh.

There's an ignore feature if I remember correctly.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Not interested in your opinion bruh.

There's an ignore feature if I remember correctly

Same here. Your drivel doesn’t rise to the importance of going to the trouble to put you on ignore.

 

[YankeeVol]

Same here. Your drivel doesn’t rise to the importance of going to the trouble to put you on ignore.

So you do care! I knew it!!!

 

[YankeeVol]

First loser....nice

 

[NorCalVol67]

Yankee and Rusty would make a cute couple.

 

[hmanvolfan]

So we got a yankee coon butt running around in here. Somebody must’ve left the bathroom door open.