The Culinary Arts Thread

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[hmanvolfan]

Years ago I opened up my storage room and it was full of space alien looking crickets.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Years ago I opened up my storage room and it was full of space alien looking crickets.

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I lived in a house by Sherwood Forest that was invaded by crickets. They would get in the floor furnace and chirp away.

I would turn the floor furnace on and they would stop chirping. Nothing like turning the heat on in Memphis during summer.

 

[hmanvolfan]

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[malinoisvol]

Well, I hear it's fine if you got the time
And the ten to get yourself in

 

[Behr]

Sweet as a bay scallop.

 

[GordonC]

tl;dr went with grandson tonight for birthday dinner...he chose Olive Garden...I just got the unlimited salad, soup, and breadsticks....the chicken and gnocchi soup was pretty dam good

 

[hmanvolfan]

tl;dr went with grandson tonight for birthday dinner...he chose Olive Garden...I just got the unlimited salad, soup, and breadsticks....the chicken and gnocchi soup was pretty dam good

My grandson and great grandson enjoy Olive Garden as well.

 

[theFallGuy]

If I had grandchildren I'm sure they would also love Olive Garden

 

[GordonC]

If I had grandchildren I'm sure they would also love Olive Garden

and if you had a pecker, you could be somebody's uncle
WTF
oh chit she mayud

 

[theFallGuy]

and if you had a pecker, you could be somebody's uncle
WTF
oh chit she mayud

Ma'am sit down

 

[Behr]

I like Olive Garden. Its consistent American Italian themed fare at a decent price.

Been a minute since I was there but I loved their toasted ravioli. Bread sticks are good too.

 

[Behr]

and if you had a pecker, you could be somebody's uncle
WTF
oh chit she mayud

Souce said he's got one its just beat all to hell and looks like a pizza.

 

[GordonC]

Souce said he's got one its just beat all to hell and looks like a pizza.

with mutton liver, no doubt

 

[NorCalVol67]

 

[hmanvolfan]

 

[Behr]

More like ...

 

[hmanvolfan]

Momma!

 

[Tin Man]

Somebody needs a trip to Owensboro, KY.

 

[508mikey]

Somebody needs a trip to Owensboro, KY.

Well go then Nobody is stopping you

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

What about that restraining order?

 

[theFallGuy]

What about that restraining order?

Ask Joe he's an expert. Pretty sure Wendy has one against him

 

[joevol33]

Ask Joe he's an expert. Pretty sure Wendy has one against him

And have you seen her lately? No, because it didn't work!

 

[Behr]

 

[hmanvolfan]