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#51,551
Behr said:
Go ahead and stfu TFG, I know it's tl and you dr. It's not for you anyway.

I remember being in line at Walmart buying dog food back in the day. I had a big 40 lb. Bag in my cart. That's a buggy Joe.

Lady behind me didn't ask what kind of dog I had, she asked of I had a dog.

I told her no, I don't have a dog, that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side I lost 50 pounds before I woke up in the intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms.

I told her it was pretty much a perfect diet and that the way it works is to fill your pockets with Purina nuggets and eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

She asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my balls and a car hit me.
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#51,555
#51,555
Behr said:
Go ahead and stfu TFG, I know it's tl and you dr. It's not for you anyway.

I remember being in line at Walmart buying dog food back in the day. I had a big 40 lb. Bag in my cart. That's a buggy Joe.

Lady behind me didn't ask what kind of dog I had, she asked of I had a dog.

I told her no, I don't have a dog, that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side I lost 50 pounds before I woke up in the intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms.

I told her it was pretty much a perfect diet and that the way it works is to fill your pockets with Purina nuggets and eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

She asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my balls and a car hit me.
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rocytop2624 said:
I wrecked it and they paid 6 grand to fix it and then the second wreck totaled that 96 z28 and they gave me 12k so I had a good head start on Them but I kept them till 2016 and they got there money back. I got Gieco with my money now 42 a month.
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$42 a month? What you insuring, a 2005 smart car?
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I flew a Toyota Celica off Martin Mill Pike in the twisty part heading down to John Sevier (the kudzu stopped me; I was hanging from the seat belt not touching the seat when it stopped; stomped the brake pedal the whole way while airborne.)

And I slow-rolled into an off-duty cop 🙄 while trying to force a carsick dog down into the floor well.

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VolNExile said:
I flew a Toyota Celica off Martin Mill Pike in the twisty part heading down to John Sevier (the kudzu stopped me; I was hanging from the seat belt not touching the seat when it stopped; stomped the brake pedal the whole way while airborne.)

And I slow-rolled into an off-duty cop 🙄 while trying to force a carsick dog down into the floor well.

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Someone I know bought a Rv a couple weeks back and he was driving it home the breaks went out he went through a house totaled the camper he just bought and destroyed the house he of course had no insurance because he just bought it and was driving home he is lucky no one got hurt or killed. I would hate to be him not sure what will happen to him.
 
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