The Culinary Arts Thread

[Souce]

www.ooni-notascam.com

 

[theFallGuy]

SCAMMMMMMMED

Wtf

 

[NorCalVol67]

SCAMMMMMMMED

^^^^^^^Scammer

 

[theFallGuy]

@Souce did you perfect the hormel canned chili recipe while you were gone?

 

[Behr]

www.ooni-notascam.com

I gotta say, I missed you this time.

And that's awl I got ta say bout at.

 

[joevol33]

He's found him a spot on the vent. He was laying down until I walked up. He likes laying on that ac

 

[NorCalVol67]

He's found him a spot on the vent. He was laying down until I walked up. He likes laying on that acView attachment 389972

So he doesn't like extreme heat, already more normal than you.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Yeah, I got ****ed. Drunk online purchasing is not smart.

 

[Behr]

"Drunk online purchasing"...I've never done that.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Yeah, I got ****ed. Drunk online purchasing is not smart.

I have had pretty good luck with drunk online purchasing of hookers and blow.

 

[theFallGuy]

I have had pretty good luck with drunk online purchasing of hookers and blow.

You really shouldn't waste on your money on male hookers like that.

 

[NorCalVol67]

You really shouldn't waste on your money on male hookers like that.

Stop asking me to buy you male hookers then.

 

[theFallGuy]

Stop asking me to buy you male hookers then.

that was a request from Weezer, you must be mistaken.

 

[theFallGuy]

wife just told me we have a wedding to go to on the night I have free tickets for Bela Fleck. WTF. And to top it off, it's for 2 people who are ALREADY MARRIED. WTF

 

[Behr]

I'd rather go to the wedding.

 

[NorCalVol67]

wife just told me we have a wedding to go to on the night I have free tickets for Bela Fleck. WTF. And to top it off, it's for 2 people who are ALREADY MARRIED. WTF

Piss off those people so you are disinvited. Should be easy for you to do.

 

[GordonC]

wife just told me we have a wedding to go to on the night I have free tickets for Bela Fleck. WTF. And to top it off, it's for 2 people who are ALREADY MARRIED. WTF

Be sure you spend a couple of hours at Hobby Lobby beforehand and make a day of it.
Edit: and thank her for staying around this long. Ha

 

[hmanvolfan]

wife just told me we have a wedding to go to on the night I have free tickets for Bela Fleck. WTF. And to top it off, it's for 2 people who are ALREADY MARRIED. WTF

Who is Bella Fleck, a vampire?

 

[VolNExile]

"Drunk online purchasing"...I've never done that.

View attachment 389974

Neither have I.

— Why did UPS just deliver something?

 

[theFallGuy]

I'd rather go to the wedding.

 

[theFallGuy]

Piss off those people so you are disinvited. Should be easy for you to do.

well it looks like the show is 8-10 and the wedding is at 5. I'll drink 2 beers at the reception and dash!

 

[theFallGuy]

Who is Bella Fleck, a vampire?

Béla Fleck - Wikipedia. a bluegrass legend

 

[NorCalVol67]

Who is Bella Fleck, a vampire?

He is a great banjo player. I have been to quite a few shows starting in the early 90s at the New Daisy.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Long line. I hope this BBQ is worth it.

 

[Behr]