the count down to Slice turning 45 thread

[JDogInDaHouse]

I'm 6.2 195 and in shape.
I'd chock your punk ass out in 20 sec Josh. don't forget I know who your short fat ass is.

Hey tough guy, you obviously don't know me...

 

[hmanvolfan]

Yes.


*phone rings*

Me- hello?
Mom- happy birthday sweetie
Me- thanks, That's 45 years of joy I've brought the world.
Mom- you were born in 1969
Me- so
Mom- you're 44
Me- math is hard

You were born the same year I graduated high school.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Hey tough guy, you obviously don't know me...

You're the guy talking about another dudes wife when you just went up north because you couldn't keep yours.
Ya, I know who you are.

 

[Orangeslice13]

are those jorts? hard to see

Tan coaching pants fool

I'm not a coach but wear the uniform because I move the equipment for the team. When you look like the rest of the coaches people leave you alone.

 

[carlosdanger]

What else has your mom been holding back all these years, slice?

tug mcgraw is his father

 

[The Ron Mexico]

tug mcgraw is his father

Who is this?

 

[VolFan32]

Wait, slice got no ridicule for not knowing how old he is? That deserves its on thread IMO.

 

[Hobock]

 

[Orangeslice13]

Who is this?

Investigation is underway.

 

[carlosdanger]

Who is this?

tim mcgraw and slice's father

 

[VolFan32]

tim mcgraw and slice's father

Stfu. We don't want peen pics here.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

tim mcgraw and slice's father

Make yourself known, alter. I rebuke you.