The Chest Bump is stupid. There. It had to be said.

#30
#30
I don't mind the chest bump, and I've thrown down some serious side/shoulder bumps in my career.
 
#32
#32
Negateer said:
I think all celebrations should be legal, except for the chest bump. They should be able to moonwalk in the endzone. Spike the ball.

But the chest bump should be canned.
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If you can successfully moonwalk in cleats across turf, your touchdown should be worth 9 points.
 
#34
#34
I think the players should build a pyramid after every TD like the cheerleaders can do
 
#35
#35
Have ten team mates stand in bowling pin formation. The scorer bowls the football towards them and they all fall
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#36
#36
AstonRoyal said:
Just because you opened up this post, I'm going to say the chest bump is the greatest celebration known to man. It should be mandated to do not just in sports, but in everyday life. If you see someone picking up trash, chest bump them. If you're at work and your boss gives you a promotion, chest bump them. If your dog finally learned how to take a sh!t in the backyard instead of your living room, find the nearest person, and chest bump them.
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Now, that is hilarious. I don't care who you are. You have to laugh at this, great response!!! :lolabove:
 
#37
#37
Ok... We'll outlaw the chest bump.. Just for you.. Only if we can keep Bray's slashing? I think its a good trade.
 
#39
#39
I like any and all celebrations. It's a freakin' game. However they wanna do it, chest bump, dance, go loco, high five, low five....I don't care. And if the opposing team doesn't like it (and that's us sometimes), then tough titties. Part of the game. Not every kid that plays gets a prize. That's life. Be happy when you get the chance.

GO VOLS!!!!
 
#42
#42
Sorry VG, I had the screen up for a bit before I came back and posted. Otherwise I wouldn't have posted right behind you for obvious reasons.

My guess is there isn't a poster here man enough to try a butt slap to either of one of us. But it's cute that they think they are.
 
#43
#43
vollygirl said:
Sorry VG, I had the screen up for a bit before I came back and posted. Otherwise I wouldn't have posted right behind you for obvious reasons.

My guess is there isn't a poster here man enough to try a butt slap to either of one of us. But it's cute that they think they are.
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I value my life.
 
#44
#44
vollygirl said:
Sorry VG, I had the screen up for a bit before I came back and posted. Otherwise I wouldn't have posted right behind you for obvious reasons.

My guess is there isn't a poster here man enough to try a butt slap to either of one of us. But it's cute that they think they are.
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I have now completely lost my focus.
 
#45
#45
vollygirl said:
Sorry VG, I had the screen up for a bit before I came back and posted. Otherwise I wouldn't have posted right behind you for obvious reasons.

My guess is there isn't a poster here man enough to try a butt slap to either of one of us. But it's cute that they think they are.
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Why is that? This isnt Kara Lawson is it?
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#47
#47
High Five, fist bumps, in the air side bump, all of these things brought to you by urban life styles of sports. Get over it, you sounds like someone who got benched after the
2nd string QB not only took your starting position, but your girlfriend to boot.
 
#48
#48
OHvol40 said:
Let's go retro.... Back to the high five.
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#49
#49
Negateer said:
Since we're making all sorts of celebrations illegal in college football, can we at least outlaw the ridiculous practice of the chest bump?

I cringe everytime I see it. It's like...just stupid.

Discuss! :dance2:
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I much prefer the chest bump over the ass pat
 
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