The Chest Bump is stupid. There. It had to be said.

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Since we're making all sorts of celebrations illegal in college football, can we at least outlaw the ridiculous practice of the chest bump?

I cringe everytime I see it. It's like...just stupid.

Discuss! :dance2:
 
#6
#6
Damn there won't be any celebration f'n left if they ban the chest bump! Let the kids play and have fun!!
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I think all celebrations should be legal, except for the chest bump. They should be able to moonwalk in the endzone. Spike the ball.

But the chest bump should be canned.
 
#9
#9
Just because you opened up this post, I'm going to say the chest bump is the greatest celebration known to man. It should be mandated to do not just in sports, but in everyday life. If you see someone picking up trash, chest bump them. If you're at work and your boss gives you a promotion, chest bump them. If your dog finally learned how to take a sh!t in the backyard instead of your living room, find the nearest person, and chest bump them.
 
#10
#10
This thread was a lot more gay when the thread title was still:

"The Chest Bump is G_y. There. It had to be said."
 
#13
#13
i'll outlaw the chest bump, if you are willing to outlaw the jumping into the air into one another nonsense.
 
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Negateer said:
I think all celebrations should be legal, except for the chest bump. They should be able to moonwalk in the endzone. Spike the ball.

But the chest bump should be canned.
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Did somebody chestbump you too hard when you were a child?
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#15
#15
It's not as stupid as the jump/spin into each other's shoulder thing. I hate that one.
 
#16
#16
If you played any high school sport, you should know there are worse celebrations out there..
 
#20
#20
I don't care how they celebrate. The fact that they did something worthy of a chestbump makes me happy.
 
#23
#23
Do you remember that year that Joe Horn put that cell phone by the goal post and then made the fake phone call when he scored?

That was awesome.

Cell Phone Celebration

wikipedia..."Always a spirited and outspoken player, Horn gained notoriety for a memorable touchdown celebration on ESPN Sunday Night Football against the New York Giants during the 2003 season. After scoring his second touchdown in a game in which he would score four, he pulled a cell phone with the help of fellow team-mate Michael Lewis out from underneath the goalpost padding and called his two sons to tell them he scored a touchdown. Horn's prank drew a 15-yard penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct and a $30,000 fine by the NFL. He later stated that he did not realize what he had done right away. His wife would not let his children attend the game because it was too late at night, so he wanted to tell them he scored a touchdown.[5] This celebration was later used in the videogame Blitz: The League which allows excessive celebrations."
 
#24
#24
Op must be missing the "OLDEN DAYS" of handing the ball to the ref. Riding buses to games. 3 a day practices in 100 degree heat and the wing T.
 
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