The bitch thread, what's your beef?

#478
#478
Volnissniss said:
Yes and I think one of them took a picture of my walking away on his damn cell phone! I have my ear plugged with my MP3 so I don't talk to anyone, I mean I wave and smile but it's not like I flipped my freakin hair!

Come On WHAT? And thanks, I am the local MILF, hahahaha :eek:lol:

Those boys are up to no good and it was unprovoked!
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at least you're better (or worse now that I'm not single) than my neighbor across the street. She runs everyday so she's in pretty good shape and during the summer likes to show it off. She will mow the yard in her bikini and then grab a chair and sunbathe in the front yard for another couple of hrs. Amazingly it's also around that time every week when the other neighbor's "car club" comes to visit and work in the driveway. Funny how that works out
 
#479
#479
Also a new twist on the coffee bitch- people whose "coffee cups" hold a whole pot! I know I work in IT and coffee is a god-like nectar to computer geeks, but can't you think of your co-workers. Saw a pair come in today and they both had these cups and emptied both the pots in the break room. Tried to leave without making more but I spoke up.
 
#480
#480
utvolpj said:
at least you're better (or worse now that I'm not single) than my neighbor across the street. She runs everyday so she's in pretty good shape and during the summer likes to show it off. She will mow the yard in her bikini and then grab a chair and sunbathe in the front yard for another couple of hrs. Amazingly it's also around that time every week when the other neighbor's "car club" comes to visit and work in the driveway. Funny how that works out
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pics please :thumbsup:
 
#486
#486
utvolpj said:
Also a new twist on the coffee bitch- people whose "coffee cups" hold a whole pot! I know I work in IT and coffee is a god-like nectar to computer geeks, but can't you think of your co-workers. Saw a pair come in today and they both had these cups and emptied both the pots in the break room. Tried to leave without making more but I spoke up.
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Way to go, man.
 
#487
#487
I have a neighbor who watches everything that goes on. I feel like she's watching me(Eddie Murphy song).
 
#488
#488
Just sort of a spin-off from the Scarlett Johanssen thread. How much I get turned off when 95% of good-looking girls talk. READ A BOOK. Jeez.
 
#491
#491
Volnissniss said:
Everything was baggy except my pants! I did nothing wrong! I walk my circle most evenings, tonight was the first night one of them got a little closer to me and I think I saw him snap my walking away, that is what freaked me a bit. He got a little bold is all I'm sayin :birgits_giggle:
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What Niss fails to tell you!

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#493
#493
Anyone who has spent more than two minutes with me in politics knows I'm a Right wingin' Christian. So I just want to start with that. Here's my bitch for the day and it's just 10 am...
Last night I crawled into bed and wasn't ready to fall asleep so I thought I would order a movie on my on demand thing, well of course last night it was messed up so I call Comcast, very sweet tone in my voice even though I was irritated. The guy was all giggles, I swear they smoke the wacky weed at night at the Comcast in Chattanooga. So he sends a hard reset and signal to all my boxes in the house. So it still does not work so I give up and go to sleep. Well, this morning my internet is out. So now I'm pissed. B/c giggles the pot head has screwed my entire day from his lame a$% reset. This is my bitch... I call Comcast Cable who I have my internet with and you know I got Sammy Salvation. I didn't realize this and I'm sorry to say I dropped the f word and may have been a bit intense. I need the nation and the nation needs me :) So my littlest one is having the biggest crying fit of '08 and I'm trying to take care of him, keep him away from the wire mess that lives in my bedroom and assure Sammy that I am indeed going to heaven even though I said the f word. I mean, you can't make this up. So please remember I called the cable co not my church. But I'm kind so I never go off on him and I agreed with everything he said about God but I didn't call for a bible study, I called b/c my internet was offline and I needed help getting back on! So we ended the call with him telling me the light at the end of the tunnel was not a train, it was God and to have a wonderful day. I told him likewise and ended the call. So at this point I STILL have no internet and a service call for someone to come out to my house. So I took matters in my own hands and in kind of a hissy fit fashion went back in my bedroom and unplugged EVERYTHING, the power strip and the plugs, plugged them back in and Wham-O, I'm back with the nation and I'm going to heaven so don't worry about me!
 
#494
#494
That's what you get for trying to order a late night adult movie :nono:
 
#495
#495
If dropping the F word excludes one from heaven then I am really F'd! In fact I would say I'm fubar'ed!
 
#496
#496
NissNiss are you a strugglin porn adict lol the fact you got so mad was that a symptom of withdraws... My bitch for the day is I didnt have a good breakfast once again
 
#497
#497
Volnissniss said:
Anyone who has spent more than two minutes with me in politics knows I'm a Right wingin' Christian. So I just want to start with that. Here's my bitch for the day and it's just 10 am...
Last night I crawled into bed and wasn't ready to fall asleep so I thought I would order a movie on my on demand thing, well of course last night it was messed up so I call Comcast, very sweet tone in my voice even though I was irritated. The guy was all giggles, I swear they smoke the wacky weed at night at the Comcast in Chattanooga. So he sends a hard reset and signal to all my boxes in the house. So it still does not work so I give up and go to sleep. Well, this morning my internet is out. So now I'm pissed. B/c giggles the pot head has screwed my entire day from his lame a$% reset. This is my bitch... I call Comcast Cable who I have my internet with and you know I got Sammy Salvation. I didn't realize this and I'm sorry to say I dropped the f word and may have been a bit intense. I need the nation and the nation needs me :) So my littlest one is having the biggest crying fit of '08 and I'm trying to take care of him, keep him away from the wire mess that lives in my bedroom and assure Sammy that I am indeed going to heaven even though I said the f word. I mean, you can't make this up. So please remember I called the cable co not my church. But I'm kind so I never go off on him and I agreed with everything he said about God but I didn't call for a bible study, I called b/c my internet was offline and I needed help getting back on! So we ended the call with him telling me the light at the end of the tunnel was not a train, it was God and to have a wonderful day. I told him likewise and ended the call. So at this point I STILL have no internet and a service call for someone to come out to my house. So I took matters in my own hands and in kind of a hissy fit fashion went back in my bedroom and unplugged EVERYTHING, the power strip and the plugs, plugged them back in and Wham-O, I'm back with the nation and I'm going to heaven so don't worry about me!
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We do?? :post-4-1090547912: And are you sure that wasn't you? :neener2:
 
#499
#499
Volnissniss said:
Anyone who has spent more than two minutes with me in politics knows I'm a Right wingin' Christian. So I just want to start with that. Here's my bitch for the day and it's just 10 am...
Last night I crawled into bed and wasn't ready to fall asleep so I thought I would order a movie on my on demand thing, well of course last night it was messed up so I call Comcast, very sweet tone in my voice even though I was irritated. The guy was all giggles, I swear they smoke the wacky weed at night at the Comcast in Chattanooga. So he sends a hard reset and signal to all my boxes in the house. So it still does not work so I give up and go to sleep. Well, this morning my internet is out. So now I'm pissed. B/c giggles the pot head has screwed my entire day from his lame a$% reset. This is my bitch... I call Comcast Cable who I have my internet with and you know I got Sammy Salvation. I didn't realize this and I'm sorry to say I dropped the f word and may have been a bit intense. I need the nation and the nation needs me :) So my littlest one is having the biggest crying fit of '08 and I'm trying to take care of him, keep him away from the wire mess that lives in my bedroom and assure Sammy that I am indeed going to heaven even though I said the f word. I mean, you can't make this up. So please remember I called the cable co not my church. But I'm kind so I never go off on him and I agreed with everything he said about God but I didn't call for a bible study, I called b/c my internet was offline and I needed help getting back on! So we ended the call with him telling me the light at the end of the tunnel was not a train, it was God and to have a wonderful day. I told him likewise and ended the call. So at this point I STILL have no internet and a service call for someone to come out to my house. So I took matters in my own hands and in kind of a hissy fit fashion went back in my bedroom and unplugged EVERYTHING, the power strip and the plugs, plugged them back in and Wham-O, I'm back with the nation and I'm going to heaven so don't worry about me!
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My bitch....


WALLS OF TEXT!!!!
 
#500
#500
Volnissniss said:
Anyone who has spent more than two minutes with me in politics knows I'm a Right wingin' Christian. So I just want to start with that. Here's my bitch for the day and it's just 10 am...
Last night I crawled into bed and wasn't ready to fall asleep so I thought I would order a movie on my on demand thing, well of course last night it was messed up so I call Comcast, very sweet tone in my voice even though I was irritated. The guy was all giggles, I swear they smoke the wacky weed at night at the Comcast in Chattanooga. So he sends a hard reset and signal to all my boxes in the house. So it still does not work so I give up and go to sleep. Well, this morning my internet is out. So now I'm pissed. B/c giggles the pot head has screwed my entire day from his lame a$% reset. This is my bitch... I call Comcast Cable who I have my internet with and you know I got Sammy Salvation. I didn't realize this and I'm sorry to say I dropped the f word and may have been a bit intense. I need the nation and the nation needs me :) So my littlest one is having the biggest crying fit of '08 and I'm trying to take care of him, keep him away from the wire mess that lives in my bedroom and assure Sammy that I am indeed going to heaven even though I said the f word. I mean, you can't make this up. So please remember I called the cable co not my church. But I'm kind so I never go off on him and I agreed with everything he said about God but I didn't call for a bible study, I called b/c my internet was offline and I needed help getting back on! So we ended the call with him telling me the light at the end of the tunnel was not a train, it was God and to have a wonderful day. I told him likewise and ended the call. So at this point I STILL have no internet and a service call for someone to come out to my house. So I took matters in my own hands and in kind of a hissy fit fashion went back in my bedroom and unplugged EVERYTHING, the power strip and the plugs, plugged them back in and Wham-O, I'm back with the nation and I'm going to heaven so don't worry about me!
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I would take it your husband is never bored with you around!

You sound like my wife!

:)

:lolabove:
 
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