Okay, so this is a true story that happened to me about 4 years ago. I was at the office and the time had come to do the necessary. I proceeded to the men's room and took up station at an empty urinal. As I was engaged, another gent entered and posted himself next to me at the adjoining potty (there were only two). We said our hello's, eyes high noon. I then finished my business and proceeded to the sink to purge the ugliness. As I was doing so, said other gent finished his own business and exited the bathroom, sans the hand washing. Yeah. [Note to self: never again shake hands with said other gent; try not to cringe when anyone else does.] Okay, so I now realize I'm in need of liquid refreshment and proceed to the company kitchen to obtain same. Upon entering, I encounter said gent - the very same - preparing his own liquid refreshment. He is elbow-deep in the ice tray using his bare hands to retrieve ice cubes from the communal ice box, placing said cubes gently in his personalized mug. :sick: :realmad:
I haven't been the same since.