what is the "idiocy" tough guy?
Tough guy? Really?
Well, Tough Cranium, the idiocy is that two different schools are dealing with sanctions serious enough to get their seasons vacated. Meanwhile, the Flim-Flam man with the knack for abandoning ship well ahead of the other rats skates as free as Apollo Ohno on a frozen lake.
Meanwhile, Bruce, who publicly admitted his mistake and is taking his punishment like a man, is being and will be roasted -->> All because he's sticking by his school.
Bruce's crime? Making too many phone calls and texts.
Calimari? Well, let's see ... Enabling World Wide Wes to set up his own rolling hot tub parties with Marcus Camby, et al. ... Conveniently looking the other way - WINK! WINK! - When the blond college professor signed into the SAT as "Derrick Rose" (I believe "Coach" Cal was conducting Bible study at the time.)
BUT -->> Because "Coach" was able to squeeze a little excess hair gel onto the bottom of his alligator shoes and slide out the door before it slammed shut, Calimari gets nada.
Hopefully, T.C., I've made the issues simple enough to penetrate that coconut resting atop your shoulders. If not, fear not ... There'll always be a place for you in "Coach" Cal's team!
(P.S. - If you happen to run into the "Coach," tell him WWWes said it's his turn to bring the Fritos and bean dip to the next hot tub extravaganza, will ya?)