The BadJerry Goes Schizo Thread

#32
#32
Cool Story,Bro! I have referred to my fiancee as my wife innumerable times. You from close to Jimtown? Or down by Soddy? You look like a dude I shared a pill with. Hell,I grab my fiancee there all the time FOR NO REASON! And NOONE is going to do a damn thing about it! And I'll refer to her as "my wife" any time I choose! Go Vols! I was in jail during the OW game-again. I envy y'all. Go Vols!

Since he won't willingly return, enjoy.
 
#33
#33
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One of my personal favorites
 
#38
#38
So this black girl I've been talking to, told me today she only dates white dudes and has a racist kitty. Kinda awkward.
 
#46
#46
Off to bed, hopefully to dream about zombie zoners so I can chop some beeches up.


Birdman Birdman!!!
 
#47
#47
Never seen it, but I get told I look and act like some guy named Jesse on there. I'm assuming he's a very handsome lunatic.
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