The Atlanta Braves Thread (Terry Pendleton Edition)

[Vercingetorix]

I still say that was epically stupid to put the closer out there.

Yep. Most baseball managers are stupid.

 

[zjcvols]

I know my pessimism is annoying but I can 't imagine this team winning this series with Fredi at the helm.

 

[zjcvols]

I also get he's not the reason we lost tonight.

 

[GAVol]

Olberman just lauded Puig for that "great" base running play. What the heck was so special about going 1st to 3rd on a fist shot between two outfielders??

 

[Vercingetorix]

Olberman just lauded Puig for that "great" base running play. What the heck was so special about going 1st to 3rd on a fist shot between two outfielders??

Puig is the only player in this series who can move the needle. They're going to flog that dog every chance they get.

 

[GAVol]

Puig is the one guy in this whole series who can move the needle. They're going to flog that dog every chance they get.

If you missed Pedro Martinez analyzing Puig just now, you missed pure, English as a second language, cliche gold. It's like listening to the jock, Hispanic version of Adam Sandler.

 

[TBrown]

Simmons was so absolutely terrible tonight

 

[TBrown]

Anyone catches that ball Gattis missed in left, heyward catches the ball upton missed in right. Put a ******n center fielder in the game and put our ****ing right fielder IN RIGHT FIELD

 

[TBrown]

And if anyone still wants to play the dodgers over the pirates/red, now would be an opportune time to GTFO

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

Well that was fscking awful. Sat next to two obnoxious Dodgers fans...one in a damn Expos jersey. Even the Barves fans around me were belligerent. Honestly made me not want to go back.

 

[TBrown]

Well that was fscking awful. Sat next to two obnoxious Dodgers fans...one in a damn Expos jersey. Even the Barves fans around me were belligerent. Honestly made me not want to go back.

The two people in front of me were wasted and practically dry humping by the 7th inning

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

We should all just go in on a luxury box next time. I hate people.

 

[Vercingetorix]

Well that was fscking awful. Sat next to two obnoxious Dodgers fans...one in a damn Expos jersey. Even the Barves fans around me were belligerent. Honestly made me not want to go back.

Gave you your 1,000th like just for being there.

 

[Vercingetorix]

What are you two doing? Isn't the hotel bar still open?

 

[TBrown]

If I didn't have a debilitating headache and crippling depression, i'd be at the hotel bar getting hammered drunk

 

[TBrown]

What are you two doing? Isn't the hotel bar still open?

Jinx

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

If I didn't have a debilitating headache and crippling depression, i'd be at the hotel bar getting hammered drunk

+1

Just ordered some Chinese to the hotel. I eat when I get depressed.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

+1

Just ordered some Chinese to the hotel. I eat when I get depressed.

Fatty

 

[TBrown]

+1

Just ordered some Chinese to the hotel. I eat when I get depressed.

lol'd

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

Fatty

I deserve that

 

[zjcvols]

Fredi said Gattis will start in left tomorrow.

Idiot.

 

[TBrown]

I'm the guy in Tennessee house shoes double fistin chocolate milk

 

[TBrown]

Fredi said Gattis will start in left tomorrow.

Idiot.

I have two tickets for sale.

 

[Vercingetorix]

I should drive down to your hotel and get drunk in your bar while you two are upstairs licking your wounds. Good Lord.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Fredi said Gattis will start in left tomorrow.

Idiot.

I hope he hits homeruns and stays off the basepaths. I still can believe he got caught off 1st like that.