The Atlanta Braves Thread (Terry Pendleton Edition)

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I babysat my sister's little girl today. While I was drinking a beer and watching the game, she took a crap in her pants, dropped it on my bathroom floor, smeared it around everywhere, and got it all over herself and the towels before my own daughter finally came to tell me.

Probably about how my afternooon's going to go tomorrow too.
 
I babysat my sister's little girl today. While I was drinking a beer and watching the game, she took a crap in her pants, dropped it on my bathroom floor, smeared it around everywhere, and got it all over herself and the towels before my own daughter finally came to tell me.

Probably about how my afternooon's going to go tomorrow too.

Guess she enjoys a good dump as much as her uncle
 
I babysat my sister's little girl today. While I was drinking a beer and watching the game, she took a crap in her pants, dropped it on my bathroom floor, smeared it around everywhere, and got it all over herself and the towels before my own daughter finally came to tell me.

Probably about how my afternooon's going to go tomorrow too.

I love these stories. I still crack up at the one you told about your daughter pitching a fit in the bathroom while you were shatting.
 
This Arian Foster crap pisses me off more and more every time I think about it. Like he wasn't getting enough to eat or something. What bunch of bullshat. Foster can EAD.
 
This Arian Foster crap pisses me off more and more every time I think about it. Like he wasn't getting enough to eat or something. What bunch of bullshat. Foster can EAD.

When he got to the Texans, he had too much fat and not enough muscle. They had to put a "coat of armor" on him. Definitely didn't have enough to eat while in school.
 
This Arian Foster crap pisses me off more and more every time I think about it. Like he wasn't getting enough to eat or something. What bunch of bullshat. Foster can EAD.

What gets me is that he knows that he is just one of many big time college athletes that receive something on the side, yet he is the only one that feels the need to publicly come out and announce some sob story.
 

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