Crazy story . . . A customer of mine who was a student at UTK in the 60s decided with a buddy to put a bass boat in the river in Knoxville and try to float all the way to New Orleans. Somewhere after they took a left from the Ohio River into the Mississippi, they realized how insane their plan was and that it was going to take way too long so they decided to call their girlfriends to get them to meet them in Memphis. By the time they docked in Memphis, they looked homeless and got off the boat carrying what supplies they had left and each had a rifle over their shoulder. They were immediately swarmed by FBI agents, cuffed for no apparent reason and got their guns confiscated. Just about that time, their girlfriends showed up in the parking lot with a boat trailer to corroborate the fact that they were indeed just stupid college kids . . . which they found out was very timely because a few hours earlier, Martin Luther King had been shot.