The Ask Doyle Anything Squatchy Thread

[Doyle Hargraves]

are there homo squatches?


not that there is anything wrong with that.

Yes.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

and always remember...

 

[rockytop114]

have you ever had fantasys about gay bigfoot?

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

have you ever had fantasys about gay bigfoot?

Are you hitting on me?

 

[rockytop114]

Are you hitting on me?

No! i should punch you in the fawking throat.

 

[rockytop114]

you got any pets?

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

you got any pets?

My daughter has a couple of cats. I am not a cat person. When I look at them, I can see they are plotting my demise.

 

[rockytop114]

got pics?

 

[rockytop114]

cats act like women

 

[heartvols]

cats act like women

Explain

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Explain

They are very condescending in their mannerisms. They carry themselves with a sense of entitlement; as if everyone in the world is there to serve them. They are both moody and are a threat to claw your nut sack while you sleep.

 

[rockytop114]

Explain

they act friendly and want you to pet them, then they will get pissed and claw and bite you for no reason and they are mody.

 

[rockytop114]

I want a pet littlefoot it could act as a cup holder and foot stole for me. Find me one Doyle.

 

[UTGnome]

Don't look at me.

 

[volfan6782]

I want a pet littlefoot it could act as a cup holder and foot stole for me. Find me one Doyle.

What animal are you going to cross it with?

 

[rockytop114]

It also could hold my remote and tv dinner.

 

[volfan6782]

Why not just rent a midget?

 

[rockytop114]

What animal are you going to cross it with?

A monkey so it would have a tail and could carry a beer with it as well

 

[rockytop114]

Why not just rent a midget?

Well every since 911 its frowned upon.


Thanks obama.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

One week without a cigarette and so far the only person that I have managed to really piss off is, well, you know who you are.

 

[rockytop114]

fawk you hargraves

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I will rip yore faces offt n warp my ace with it!

 

[Aavoxx]

I will rip yore faces offt n warp my ace with it!

That's a solid 114 impression.

 

[rockytop114]

you should try to quiet the copenhagen ...thats a bytch!

 

[UTGnome]

Doyle,

In your vast study, do Squatches prefer classic rock or rap?