The Ask Doyle Anything Squatchy Thread

[Orangeslice13]

Mods hate TFG........#truestory

Mods miss Sparty.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Mods miss Sparty.

Someone is about to get a talking to.

 

[Weezer]

Are you a six feet tall lesbian scientist named Ranae? You sure sound like her.

I am a bigfoot trying to assimilate into society. That's why I don't post pictures of myself. Speaking for my people, we wish you would leave us alone to live in peace, but we do appreciate the alcohol offerings. Please leave more.

is there a such thang as midget big foots if so what you callem?

Midget bigfoots are called lunch. We cannot allow them to live because their lack of speed would get them caught. Eating them gets rid of the evidence. It's win/win for us.

negative.

me & freak are tight. we smoke bowls on the weekends

False. Freak does not live in Memphis.

Side note, unlike popular belief, cops do not have the best weed. Bigfoots have the best weed because we know where it grows. We would appreciate some lighters left with the booze. Scraping stones together for a spark to light up gets old.

Those of us who dwell in America, prefer to be called Bigfoot. Those Canadian-born "sasquatches" are a bunch of dickweeds. They're into the whole anal rape thing. We don't do that down here. And none are worse than the French-Canadian Sasquatches. They have more than a stick up their ass, it's a full ****in' tree.

 

[blupotato]

fawk those french bastages

 

[Vol'n'beers]

In French, "fawk" means to pleasure with melted cheese and perrier

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

Doyle,
how do you feel about me having sex with yer mom?

Winner!!!! I laughed hard, brah.

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

Do I stand to get a cut in any profits from video sales, pictures, etc.?

Nice recovery, Doyle....nice recovery indeed.

 

[Johnny_Majors]

Mods miss Sparty.

when is his epic return?

 

[Johnny_Majors]

Doyle,
how do you feel about me having sex with yer mom?

they told me mom jokes in here werent funny. Why am I laughing though??

 

[Johnny_Majors]

How can there be so many squatch experts on TV reality shows when they've never found a live squatch?

because they know how to dress up in ape suits and make molds using plaster of paris.

 

[Johnny_Majors]

Bigfoot, Sasquatch DNA evidence: New DNA study actually proves the existence of Sasquatch

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

It's looking very squatchy in here..

 

[Orangeslice13]

when is his epic return?

1/15/2013
The Spartan Apocalypse

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Bigfoot, Sasquatch DNA evidence: New DNA study actually proves the existence of Sasquatch

Boom!

 

[UTGnome]

Lighters, got it. I will leave them the same place I left the 2 bottles of Jack.

 

[Slydell]

Thought I saw one early this morning. Turned out to be just my shadow. It was pretty scary, though.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Thought I saw one early this morning. Turned out to be just my shadow. It was pretty scary, though.

No, it was definitely a Squatch.

 

[Slydell]

Freakin' sneaky Squatch.

 

[SergeantVol]

Didn't know you were a squatcher, Sly.

 

[hmanvolfan]

1/15/2013
The Spartan Apocalypse

I hope his dog runs away and gets captured by a bigfoot and made into his personal pet.

 

[rockytop114]

does squatches eat squirrels?

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

does squatches eat squirrels?

Yes them does.

 

[rockytop114]

does a squatch cook there meat our can they eat meat like a wolf?

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Squatches beat their meat.

No, seriously they only cook it on special occasions like Christmas and opening day of NASCAR season.

 

[rockytop114]

are there homo squatches?


not that there is anything wrong with that.