The #4 Basket( if not for the ) Vols Vs #10 (Mexico if not for us) LongHorns Saturday 1/28 @ 6:09.

[WestTennesseeFox]

Nope. I’ve seen your pictures and hers. You’ve got money

If I wanted to marry for money, I had other options. I wanted to marry a banjo playing inbred redneck.

 

[Orangeslice13]

If I wanted to marry for money, I had other options. I wanted to marry a banjo playing inbred redneck in grandpaw shoes.

Yes we covered that.
“The safe bet”

There’s a winner and loser in every relationship.
If you can’t do better you’re the winner.
If you can do better you’re the loser.
Banjo is the winner. You lost.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I too, like Banjo, am the winner

 

[hmanvolfan]

I too, like Banjo, am the winner

Thus Red is the loser, right?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Thus Red is the loser, right?

Correct
I tell her this all the time

 

[Tin Man]

Red and WTF are not losers for “rehabilitating” Slice and BOM.

 

[VolNExile]

Yes we covered that.
“The safe bet”

There’s a winner and loser in every relationship.
If you can’t do better you’re the winner.
If you can do better you’re the loser.
Banjo is the winner. You lost.

That’s a kinda sad view of relationships! Hubs and I each think that we’re the lucky one. We’re both winners in this marriage.

 

[Tin Man]

Second time arounders have a perspective. When my missus and I were newly in love, I told her we were our reward for being who we were at that moment in our lives.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Red and WTF are not losers for “rehabilitating” Slice and BOM.

Y’all really are struggling with this.
Red and WTF are better than what we deserve. They can clearly do better than Banjo and I but there’s no way we can do better than them. That’s why we won.

nobody is saying they’re losers. Just that they lost getting married.


It’s really sad that this needs a explanation

Edit: stupid was too harsh

 

[Orangeslice13]

That’s a kinda sad view of relationships! Hubs and I each think that we’re the lucky one. We’re both winners in this marriage.

You’re right.
It’s sad that I consider Red a goddess that my best efforts are not good enough for her

 

[Tin Man]

@Orangeslice13, the subtle humor of being “rehabilitated” by your spouse missed the mark.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

I did not lose getting married. Neither did Red.

 

[VolNExile]

You’re right.
It’s sad that I consider Red a goddess that my best efforts are not good enough for her

Ok, ok. You know perfectly well that that's not what I was saying.

Anyway, I stubbornly believe that you both lucked out. So there.

 

[82_VOL_83]

I'm right there. I married way up. She has been my muse since I have known her.

 

[Weezer]

All of y'all, get a damn room!

 

[joevol33]

My wife hit the jackpot when she married me!

 

[Orangeslice13]

I did not lose getting married. Neither did Red.

In comparison to what Banjo got from the deal you lost. So did Red. The results are that I worship the ground she walks on and I bet Banjo worships yours.
It’s all in how you keep the score.

I know you’re very competitive so I’m sorry for your loss.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I'm right there. I married way up and she married way, way down. She has been my muse since I have known her.

You’re the winner.
And FYP.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

In comparison to what Banjo got from the deal you lost. So did Red. The results are that I worship the ground she walks on and I bet Banjo worships yours.
It’s all in how you keep the score.

I know you’re very competitive so I’m sorry for your loss.

By your scoring, I had no chance of winning no matter who I married.

 

[Orangeslice13]

By your scoring, I had no chance of winning no matter who I married.

True.
And true of The Red Women.
Y’all are that good.

 

[NorCalVol67]

I mean, If Slice married Tonya Harding he would still be marrying up.

 

[Tin Man]

I mean, If Slice married Tonya Harding he would still be marrying up.

You made me spit water out my nose.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

I mean, If Slice married Tonya Harding he would still be marrying up.

Someone has to keep Slice in line

 

[VolNExile]

Someone has to keep Slice in line

He thinks he has knee problems NOW...

 

[Orangeslice13]

He thinks he has knee problems NOW...

If I remember correctly, it was Hardings man causing knee problems for others.

As y’all was.