That Time a Model Volunteered to be Roasted on Reddit

[82_VOL_83]

Yeah, no thanks, I'm good.

 

[theFallGuy]

He done gone an changed it. That's disgusting.

lulz

 

[Weezer]

What does that have to do with birds and bees? I'm even more confused.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

What does that have to do with birds and bees? I'm even more confused.

Apparently, from what I gather, when birds and bees bring fruit and water to a party it’s called a spitroast. I didn’t even know birds and bees had partied together.

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

What does that have to do with birds and bees? I'm even more confused.

 

[Weezer]

Apparently, from what I gather, when birds and bees bring fruit and water to a party it’s called a spitroast. I didn’t even know birds and bees had partied together.

I'm glad you're around to explain these things. I never pictured birds and bees as friends.

 

[Tri-CitiesVol]

roast me, bitches

 

[The Ron Mexico]

roast me, bitches

We have spent the last decade roasting you.

 

[Orangeslice13]

We have spent the last decade roasting you.

Lolol

 

[Orangeslice13]

roast me, bitches

That’s not a lot of fun. You take more shots at yourself than we ever did

 

[Tri-CitiesVol]

We have spent the last decade roasting you.

It’s been awhile, though.

 

[theFallGuy]

It’s been awhile, though.

NGAF

 

[Tri-CitiesVol]

NGAF

Go paint some more mailboxes, nerd.

 

[theFallGuy]

Go paint some more mailboxes, nerd.

go eat a bag of dill pickles

 

[Tri-CitiesVol]

go eat a bag of dill pickles

I hope @The Ron Mexico gives you herpes and your insurance doesn’t cover Valtrex.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I hope @The Ron Mexico gives you herpes and your insurance doesn’t cover Valtrex.

After the pink backpack fiasco with Tex a few years ago, I was forced to defend you and I think it softened me.

 

[Tri-CitiesVol]

After the pink backpack fiasco with Tex a few years ago, I was forced to defend you and I think it softened me.

It’s not ringing any bells, but I appreciate it. Lunch next drill?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

It’s not ringing any bells, but I appreciate it. Lunch next drill?

I can do Saturday the 11th after I get out of the clinic. Can’t do lunch on Sunday. Then I’ll be out till April.

 

[Tri-CitiesVol]

I can do Saturday the 11th after I get out of the clinic. Can’t do lunch on Sunday. Then I’ll be out till April.

I’m missing Saturday for my baby shower. Why so much time off

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I’m missing Saturday for my baby shower. Why so much time off

TDY

 

[Tri-CitiesVol]

TDY

Make that money. I’m in the process of transferring to Indiana. Just couldn’t keep doing that drive so much.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

I'd roast it

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I can do Saturday the 11th after I get out of the clinic. Can’t do lunch on Sunday. Then I’ll be out till April.

Methadone?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Methadone?

Officially, I have to say “no”.

 

[Orangeslice13]

After the pink backpack fiasco with Tex a few years ago, I was forced to defend you and I think it softened me.

Wasn’t that sparty and a rainbow backpack that caused Tex to flip the **** out?