text messages from your dog

[Thrasher865]

Damn, why didn't we think of this first? These would be so easy to write.


Hooman: Eat your food, dog.

Dog: It's okay, I already ate.

Hooman: No, your bowl is full.

Dog: That's your food. I already ate.

Hooman: WTF did you eat?

Dog: The leftover pizza you set out on the table for me.

Hooman: FUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Thrasher865]

Stupid cat version would go more like this:


Cat: Let me in, feeble human.

Person: Fine, dammit.

Cat: Let me back out, human.

Person: You just came in!

Cat: I just had to poop.

Person: WTF? Poop outside!

Cat: Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

 

[VIF]

Topper: Hey Dad, I have to tell you something.
VIF: What is it Toppy?
Topper: Well, you know how you told me if I ever...SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!.........'