tennessee power balance bracelet

#26
#26
Just tell him you bought one, the effects should be the same.
 
#28
#28
Joseph Blowfield said:
My girlfriends parents sell them along w other ncaa teams and nfl... theyre at the flea market in sevierville right off exit 407, they will be there every weekend...i could prob have them ship u one if you want...i wear my tn one everyday! they have them in home and away colors
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What about black? JK :eek:lol:

Actually, my company sells these in Alabama and N. FL. I sold a ton of these last fall in bammerville. These people come up with handfuls of them and ask "do these really work". I've made up my mind that I cannot sleep at night by telling them "yes", so my responses for 10' were ...

"I used to be 5'2" until I started" wearing one."

"When I started wearing 2 tho, I got wider instead of taller so I quit"

"Did you see Cam Newton last Saturday? He wore one at the game and they could hardly tackle him." (Substituted "Julio" in Tuscaloosa)

"You must take them off at night b/c some people find they sit up straight in bed and can't stay laid down"

... then they say "well for $5 I guess I could try them out". I guess they are a lot cheaper than $25 at Dicks etc, so that makes it a good deal.

Mind boggling. :crazy:
 
#29
#29
Thrasher865 said:
I can make you one. You buy the materials. Plastic power T and string. I'll provide the health fibers, balance resonating holograms and unicorn dust.
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I used to have a real unicorn dust problem. Strong and addictive.
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#36
#36
livefaith said:
What about black? JK :eek:lol:

Actually, my company sells these in Alabama and N. FL. I sold a ton of these last fall in bammerville. These people come up with handfuls of them and ask "do these really work". I've made up my mind that I cannot sleep at night by telling them "yes", so my responses for 10' were ...

"I used to be 5'2" until I started" wearing one."

"When I started wearing 2 tho, I got wider instead of taller so I quit"

"Did you see Cam Newton last Saturday? He wore one at the game and they could hardly tackle him." (Substituted "Julio" in Tuscaloosa)

"You must take them off at night b/c some people find they sit up straight in bed and can't stay laid down"

... then they say "well for $5 I guess I could try them out". I guess they are a lot cheaper than $25 at Dicks etc, so that makes it a good deal.

Mind boggling. :crazy:
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haha well i couldnt sell them in good conscience, but hey it gives me an excuse to wear ut orange 24/7
 
#37
#37
I've noticed its primarily men who fall for these snake oil products. What could I make to sell to women? Frequency tuned tampons? Magnet powered bras? Electro-harmonized spankx? Any ideas?
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#38
#38
bamacheats said:
I've noticed its primarily men who fall for these snake oil products. What could I make to sell to women? Frequency tuned tampons? Magnet powered bras? Electro-harmonized spankx? Any ideas?
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Power balance spatulas.
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#43
#43
I used to have a problem sleeping, so I went out and bought one of those short curtains that go around the bottom of a bed. It had a nice design...blooming daisies, and it also had holograms that were specifically tuned to my bodies natural frequencies. It was endorsed by that dude that was in City Slickers.

It was called the Flower Power Balance Palance Valance.
 
#46
#46
i know im a year late but i just got some from amazon. I was surprised that they actually work and im supporting my Vols at the same time. I wear mine all the time. i love these wristbands. i also got the camoflauge one for 25 bucks but the orange T came off within 2 months so i wear the 10 dollar one instead and its awesome.
 
#47
#47
salutethehill said:
I used to have a problem sleeping, so I went out and bought one of those short curtains that go around the bottom of a bed. It had a nice design...blooming daisies, and it also had holograms that were specifically tuned to my bodies natural frequencies. It was endorsed by that dude that was in City Slickers.

It was called the Flower Power Balance Palance Valance.
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does it cure snoring too
 
#48
#48
Power Balance went bankrupt because its a phony product. You'd be stupid if you think it actually works.
 
#49
#49
Burger said:
Power Balance went bankrupt because its a phony product. You'd be stupid if you think it actually works.
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BUTTTT... they forgot to add the copper power strip inside of the hologram that makes pain go away... Thats why they failed!!!!
 
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