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Lots of things on the line when UF visits Neyland Saturday afternoon. An 11 game losing streak that has fans frustrated. The winner has clearer path to Atlanta, while the loser will be picking up the pieces heading into the beef of the schedule. Trash talk and disrepect seems to be the theme coming out of Gainesville. Low key and quiet confidence out of Knoxville. Huge game for Butch to erase the doubts that keep creeping into the program. Big atmosphere with ESPN gameday, Smokey grey unis and a checked Neyland...

Predict the headlines Sunday morning..

Mine is simply...

SMOKED! Vols dominate Gators 30-14.
 
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Mine: I believe I can fly......






Could have a double meaning:
1) We won so I am on cloud 9 or
2) we lost and I am about to jump off a bridge.
Only team 120 can decide my fate.




P.S. I would never jump off a bridge so I feel confident in a win.


GBO!
 
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Vols end streak, and start streaking themselves, gators tabor steals vols helmet, and was met with an RKO OUTTA NOWHERE by jalen hurd, coach Jones later states "I'm so proud of my players minus the Luding"
 
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it will be :
streak is over!!!!!! Butch wins big game finanlly!!!!!!
or
12 in row..where do the vols go from here....

better be the first one...GO BIG ORANGE
 
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Gators 12 in a row in front of a record breaking crowd at neyland....Coach Butch Jones officially on the hot seat....
Then a whole article about how their defensive line dominated ours along with a lackluster amount of yards on the ground by the vols...then how injuries on defense allowed the gators to out coach us...questionable play calls on offense: too many passing attempts...
 
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One STREAK ended, One continues as VOLS win 10th consecutive game.....
(beating Gators for first time in 12 years)
 
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TNinSC said:
Gators 12 in a row in front of a record breaking crowd at neyland....Coach Butch Jones officially on the hot seat....
Then a whole article about how their defensive line dominated ours along with a lackluster amount of yards on the ground by the vols...then how injuries on defense allowed the gators to out coach us...questionable play calls on offense: too many passing attempts...
Click to expand...

Richard Cranium!! :the_finger:
 
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Record-breaking TV audience witnesses a Reptile Dysfunction* in Knoxville!






*Brought to you by Volagra
Ask your doctor about Volagra. Volagra is not intended to treat or cure everything that ails Florida, but Tennessee’s domination of the reptilian creatures from the swamp is a good start. Do not take Volagra if you are pregnant or may become pregnant. Do not take Volagra if you are allergic to the color orange, blue-tick coonhounds, or the song Rocky Top. Possible side effects include upset stomach, baldness, fumble-itis, wide-right/wide-left field goal attempts, incomplete passing, constant interceptions, deflated balls, and stained underwear. Should Volagra prove ineffective, you may return any unused portion for a full refund, but you may require corrective surgery - including but not limited to amputation of the limp gator. My name is not Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton and I approved this message.
 
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Headline - "A long time coming. Vols clownstomp Gators."

Subheadline - McElwain: "This was nothing like Butte, Montana. Someone hold me."
 
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Ground Hog day for the 12th straight year. Or.....if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck.....Gator truck leaves Vols as road kill.
 
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Ut pleads with jubilant vol fans: Please return the goalposts to neyland. They are kind of expensive.
 
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I just read my Sunday Headline prediction from last year. Apparently I'm not very good at this game. I'll just keep quiet this go 'round.
 
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