Summing up the last 48 hours

[PennVol]

1. Go Georgia, beat Fl…ahhh, Georgia still sucks
2. Wes Rucker is reporting that Alvin Kamara will suit up against South Carolina.
3. Josh Dobbs is apparently playing w/o contact lenses in tonight.
4. How can this many players get hurt in one season?
5. Bring back Kiffin!! (friend tries to slap reality back in you).
6. Butch tried a 60 yard FG b/c Hailmary’s are not on the chart.
7. There is now apparently a difference between being “prepared” and “ready” to play a football game.
8. Some fan got his feelings hurt bc Robert Gillespe wouldn’t take a selfie with him.
9. “I’m sick of Butch Jones, but we can’t fire another coach.”
10. John Jancek is still stalking us.
11. Kongbo is gone, and so is Hurd b/c was told we were gonna run the power I and he actually believed it. LOL!!
12. Jimmy Hyams had to get up for midnight milk and tweets “hold on”.
13. Jalen cried with his teammates around him and there is a revolt coming…
14. Butch has lost control of the team!!! FIRE HIM!!
15. People are asking if anyone has a spare mattress lying around.
16. Someone has already reached out to Bobby Petrino
17. No worries on Kongbo, he’s just a video game addict!
18. ½ of Volnation is now blocked by Butch on twitter
19. Jalen Hurd has quit the team b/c he is gonna be the next Jason Witten.
20. No worries, John Kelly better anyway
21. Well $^!+, here come the #Grumors again…
22. Butch press conference: “NOTHING TO SEE HERE, EVERYTHING FINE!”
23. Everything is now better that our 5* almost all-time leading rusher is gone?
24. You can get 2 tickets to the Tenn Tech game plus $50 to just take them.
25. Butch says there is no panic button but is completely changing the practice schedule mid-season…got it!
26. Pig Howard and Corey Miller are gonna tell us what’s going on.
27. Good riddance Jalen Hurd?
28. We will miss Jalen Hurd?
29. Somehow, we are still mad at Tee Martin b/c he wore his employer’s threads
30. Haha relax, Butch hasn’t lost control, it was actually the players that threw Hurd off the team!
31. Happy Halloween Volnation, we still gon whip they #$@*% a%^!!

 

[CountVolcula]

Its a nightmare

 

[BigSteve09]

Will you do one of these every few days? I liked it.

 

[RollerVol]

yep...that's about it....

GO VOLS...WIN OUT...k:

 

[OldandStillaVol]

Has not been a boring season.

 

[MemphisVol77]

That was great! ! ! !

I hope nobody tries to add to it.

Let the list stand alone.

 

[FLVOL_79]

You put a lot of effort into that..

 

[FlyFishnVol]

This sums it up best for me................"Tennessee fans, this should be your reaction: good riddance. Rocky Top will never be “home sweet home” to Hurd.

“Epidemic” is no longer a strong enough word when discussing the amount of transfers we’re seeing among players. It’s so much worse. “Plague” is better. The enabling and entitlement have reached unprecedented heights (lows?)." College Football Players have created a "Plague" that could be a whole team in spoiled rotten entitlement ridden players.........thanks for ruining a sport I have loved for years................good night!

 

[87&91ALUM]

My summary...five win start and top ten, massive injuries in key positions, coaches and players struggle and play heart breaking loss in Texas, crushed by only NFL team in NCAA, Volnation ctrics come out of closet, South Carolina smells blood at home and eeeeks out a three point win with refs and poor performance of Dobbs, Volnation now pouring fuel on dumpster fire to the point of insanity or moving to France.

Soooo...team pulls together, all in or go be a TE somewhere else, win comfortable homecoming game, Kamara, Sutton, others come back, run the table, finish ranked top twenty, win bowl game, Volnation critics return to closet.

 

[Boca Vol]

OP!: Bravo!

:rock2::rock2::rock2::rock2::rock2::rock2::rock2::rock2:

:good!::good!::good!::good!::good!::good!::good!::good!:

:clapping::clapping::clapping::clapping::clapping::clapping::clapping:

:salute::salute::salute::salute::salute::salute::salute::salute:

 

[MrBiggles]

That pretty much sums it up!

 

[njvols]

Forgot to mention sensational journalism coverage. Some fella who knows little about our program or remotely follows it takes stuff off twitter and posts it on Bleacher report, only to be regurgitated by SDS, 247, etc...to be taken as absolute FACT because it's been copied so many times it HAS to be factual information.

 

[jps2194]

Best post of the month!! And next time I'll just read your post instead of 5,000 posts of rumor, speculation, facts, non-facts and knee-jerk reaction posts. It would save me a ton of time and I could get some work done!

 

[Roustabout]

this pretty much sums up the neurosis of Volnation.

 

[PennVol]

Hey Freak, we need a digest thread during the football season. Just a suggestion

 

[FiremedicVOL127]

Gotta admit that was great, I laughed until I cried and then I pee'd a lil.

 

[dan4vols]

I can recall the days when I was counting them down to season kickoff, couldn't wait. And then boom...The Volunteers would screw up a two car funeral.

 

[mmajaz12]

Thank you very much for that... Didn't feel like going through all those long threads.

 

[QuickSmurf]

Great post OP

 

[Catbone]

My summary...five win start and top ten, massive injuries in key positions, coaches and players struggle and play heart breaking loss in Texas, crushed by only NFL team in NCAA, Volnation ctrics come out of closet, South Carolina smells blood at home and eeeeks out a three point win with refs and poor performance of Dobbs, Volnation now pouring fuel on dumpster fire to the point of insanity or moving to France.

Soooo...team pulls together, all in or go be a TE somewhere else, win comfortable homecoming game, Kamara, Sutton, others come back, run the table, finish ranked top twenty, win bowl game, Volnation critics return to closet.

That's very best case scenario. Will be be hard to do that.

 

[norriscraftbasser]

The last 48 hours, the beginning of the end for Butch.

 

[photovol]

My summary...five win start and top ten, massive injuries in key positions, coaches and players struggle and play heart breaking loss in Texas, crushed by only NFL team in NCAA, Volnation ctrics come out of closet, South Carolina smells blood at home and eeeeks out a three point win with refs and poor performance of Dobbs, Volnation now pouring fuel on dumpster fire to the point of insanity or moving to France.

Soooo...team pulls together, all in or go be a TE somewhere else, win comfortable homecoming game, Kamara, Sutton, others come back, run the table, finish ranked top twenty, win bowl game, Volnation critics return to closet.

Glass half full kinda guy, ea?

 

[Freak]

Hey Freak, we need a digest thread during the football season. Just a suggestion

Solid work. You volunteering? 😬

 

[PennVol]

Solid work. You volunteering? 😬

Does the job pay well?