If you mean the band sucks, I'm cool with that. If you're saying I suck, then fawk you. It was only that once, and it was in the middle of a three day coke binge, and there's no proof anything actually happenned other than Charlie Sheen saying it did, and I'm not sure I believe him.
Asthma?
Cool story bro. Glad it isn't because of the band because they suck. I got a weird nickname that doesn't make any sense how I got it other than a couple of friends called me it in 6th grade and it just kind of stuck...CrittyNope.
Apparently there was a character on "The Little Rascals/Our Gang" shorts named Weezer, and as a child, I looked like him, at least according to an uncle and my cousins. So growing up, my nickname was Weezer. There ya go, the secret origin of Weezer. Not the band, not asthma, just a childhood nickname.
Oddly, I used to hate it when I was little, but when I got older, I missed it.