State of the Union 2025 Edition

[volfanhill]

The year 2025

Trump is Prez with RFKjr and TG on his cabinet

Bizarro world

There is at least a 30% chance, IMO, that the Secretary of Education has a husband she let **** on her head.

Grant, who previously received a payout from McMahon, said McMahon defecated on her during a threesome in 2020 "and then commanded her to continue pleasuring his 'friend' -- with feces in her hair and running down her back -- while McMahon went to the bathroom to shower off. Upon his return from the bathroom, McMahon and his 'friend' actively resumed the threesome, which lasted over an hour and a half, while Ms. Grant remained covered in McMahon’s filth."

 

[PEPPERJAX]

I might have to crack open some scotch for this.

 

[Orangeburst]

He is extremely… orange… tonight.

You need to adjust your hue
For Vol Orange not Texas

 

[BreatheUT]

POS democrat losers won't even stand. What a crap party with poor character and characters.

 

[NorthDallas40]

You need to adjust your hue
For Vol Orange not Texas

Oh I’m totally ok with him looking burnt orange

 

[Majors]

I give Senator Markey credit for standing while majority of the left sat pouting. They are broken with no direction.

 

[McDad]

He is extremely… orange… tonight.

An omen UT wins the ncaa tourney???

 

[NorthDallas40]

An omen UT wins the ncaa tourney???

Either that or Elon fires everyone in the athletic dept.

 

[McDad]

There is at least a 30% chance, IMO, that the Secretary of Education has a husband she let **** on her head.

Grant, who previously received a payout from McMahon, said McMahon defecated on her during a threesome in 2020 "and then commanded her to continue pleasuring his 'friend' -- with feces in her hair and running down her back -- while McMahon went to the bathroom to shower off. Upon his return from the bathroom, McMahon and his 'friend' actively resumed the threesome, which lasted over an hour and a half, while Ms. Grant remained covered in McMahon’s filth."

 

[StarRaider]

There is at least a 30% chance, IMO, that the Secretary of Education has a husband she let **** on her head.

Grant, who previously received a payout from McMahon, said McMahon defecated on her during a threesome in 2020 "and then commanded her to continue pleasuring his 'friend' -- with feces in her hair and running down her back -- while McMahon went to the bathroom to shower off. Upon his return from the bathroom, McMahon and his 'friend' actively resumed the threesome, which lasted over an hour and a half, while Ms. Grant remained covered in McMahon’s filth."

twss

 

[PEPPERJAX]

@evillawyer
What are the temperature of your panties during this address?

 

[volfanhill]

@evillawyer
What are the temperature of your panties during this address?

 

[Matt2496]

Of course he's going to brag about election results.

 

[McDad]

@evillawyer
What are the temperature of your panties during this address?

 

[lawgator1]

And how many times does he say "no one's ever seen anything like it"? I guess it's a teleprompter so maybe he'll stay somewhat on script.

Two so far and it's been about two minutes.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

This is like the Arsenio Hall show.

 

[volfanhill]

It's like U.K. Parliament

 

[McDad]

I'm just here for the sarcastic social commentary which, sadly, heralds the end of democracy.

 

[volinbham]

I guess the "you lie" doesn't look so bad now?

 

[PEPPERJAX]

That dude looks like Pavorati.

 

[Majors]

Two so far and it's been about two minutes.

Melanie being there doesn’t count. That’s true

 

[lawgator1]

It's like U.K. Parliament

The difference is that they allow a back and forth. Wish we had that.

 

[Matt2496]

Awww. Bless those Democrats' heart.

 

[Majors]

Law and Order

 

[lawgator1]

Melanie being there doesn’t count. That’s true

Two "no one's ever seen anything like it" rhetorical crutches.