Stake Your Claim

[Nerd-Vol]

Dont act like you're so high and mighty. Everyone masturbates to good housekeeping.

I am more of a southern living kind of guy.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Dont act like you're so high and mighty. Everyone masturbates to good housekeeping.

^this
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[Indianavol4eva]

as pooch's best friend in the world, i claim his dog, Arlo.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

as pooch's best friend in the world, i claim his dog, Arlo.

I'd probably let you. You seem the responsible type.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Too late.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Awp. That's right. Y'all can duke it out for Arlo.

 

[Indianavol4eva]

too late? my claim overrides the claim of anyone else. that's the single benefit of being pooch's best friend in the whole world.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Nope

 

[95 Vol Alum]

You can have his dirty laundry.

 

[Indianavol4eva]

95, i will not allow you to take Arlo and use him to satisfy your secret sexual fantasies.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

So he can satisfy yours?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Newt got the blow up girl so don't start asking for that, too.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

95, i will not allow you to take Arlo and use him to satisfy your secret sexual fantasies.

Too far.

 

[jhen713]

All I want is the loose change in his pocket. I promise to donate it to a good cause.
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[Indianavol4eva]

fine pooch, leave your dawg with him. im sure he won't regret it. he is probably gay like you anyway.

 

[Slydell]

Is it too late to grab stuff? What's left?

 

[NewToVolCountry]

anal beads, left you that in the will ,specifically.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Can I have his collection of novelty ass-scratchers?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Let us know what you see and want, Sly.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Who wants/needs my good looks and charm?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

95, i will not allow you to take Arlo and use him to satisfy your secret sexual fantasies.

From midget porn to bukkakes to intercourse with pooch's pooch. #pervertsdreamthread
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[Nerd-Vol]

Who wants/needs my good looks and charm?

Me, I need more good luck.

 

[Slydell]

anal beads, left you that in the will ,specifically.

I have some sacred beads I got from a monk in Tibet a few years back. So, I'm good.

 

[Slydell]

Who wants/needs my good looks and charm?

I'll take the red skin. I want to open a casino. K?

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

I'll take the red skin. I want to open a casino. K?

Science already won it.