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#55
#55
The Source said:
But how will I get an erection?
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Excellent question. Is a fluffer available? If not, follow these instructions perfectly:

1. Think of ego's significant other.
2. Don't be afraid of auto erotic asphyxiation, it can be your friend.
3. peanut butter - lots of it.
4. Dark room. This is a must.
5. Give her my number.
6. Your dog.

Follow this checklist and you will be free of this woman and her wily ways. Also, steps 3 & 6 go together.
 
#57
#57
Ron Mexico said:
Excellent question. Is a fluffer available? If not, follow these instructions perfectly:

1. Think of ego's significant other.
2. Don't be afraid of auto erotic asphyxiation, it can be your friend.
3. peanut butter - lots of it.
4. Dark room. This is a must.
5. Give her my number.
6. Your dog.

Follow this checklist and you will be free of this woman and her wily ways. Also, steps 3 & 6 go together.
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Excellent advice....I'll try this tomorrow when she comes snorting around my desk.
 
#67
#67
You got it all wrong, ego. His name is The Source and he's one of the best around, nothing's ever gonna keep him down.

WAIT! This scorched moose fella is way too familiar with the goings on around here to be a noob. Someone smoke him out and come back to me with the truth about his identity. GBO18, go get 'em. No one will miss your posts anyways.
 
#68
#68
BGO18 told me i wasnt scary the night you threw your tantrum.


and btw, you threw a temper tantrum on a message board. i'll stop throwing it in your face in 2014.
 
#70
#70
How much longer you got to work, nerd? Has the Endzone been to your liking today? I know you were whining that it 'better be' yesterday, or something.
 
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