Sorry I have to share this joke with yall

[volger]

Thanks for the laughs, really needed them today.

 

[vols496]

Auburn is God's favorite town????

 

[vols496]

One day in an elementary school in Tuscaloosa, AL, a teacher:crazy: asks her class if the Alabama Crimson Tide are their favorite football team. The whole class:crazy: says yes, except for Little Jimmy:hi:.

The teacher:crazy: asks, "What's your favorite football team Jimmy?"

Little Jimmy:hi: says, "The Tennessee Volunteers "

The teacher:crazy: asks, "Well, why is that?"

Little Jimmy:hi: says, "Well, my dad is a Volunteer fan, my mom is a Volunteer fan, I guess that makes me a Volunteer fan."

The teacher:crazy: angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"

Little Jimmy:hi: says, "Well, I guess that would make me an Alabama fan."

:lolabove::lolabove::lolabove:

 

[IBleedOrange]

Why couldn't Baby Jesus be born in Alabama?

They couldn't find 3 wisemen or a virgin.

 

[DEFENDTHISHOUSE]

Lmao!!!!!

 

[VOLnMiami]

Why couldn't Baby Jesus be born in Alabama?

They couldn't find 3 wisemen or a virgin.

:lolabove:

 

[rescuevol]

Why couldn't Baby Jesus be born in Alabama?

They couldn't find 3 wisemen or a virgin.

RITFLMAO. I beleive that is the right letters.LOL

 

[bigtime]

Wait, Auburn is his favorite city...Boo This MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Favorite "Town" Auburn is hardly a city lol