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How the schools got their colors.
Some Tennessee, Georgia, Auburn and Alabama fans decided that black-and-white school colors were a bit too dull. So they called upon God to give them colors that would truly represent them.

First, the Tennessee fans stepped before God and asked for their school's colors. God said "When I see Tennessee, I see a great big orange sun coming up over beautiful white clouds. "Tennessee, my favorite sons, will be orange and white".

Next, the Georgia fans stood before God and asked for their school colors. God said, "I see a field of fertile black soil...from which will grow a beautiful field of red roses. Georgia will be black and red."

The Auburn fans were next. God said "When I think of Auburn, I see a glorious sky of blue with the bright orange sun shining down on my favorite town. Your colors are orange and blue."

God then turned to the Alabama fans and said quite hastily, "Your colors are crimson and white."

Later, after the fans had left, St. Peter came to God and said, "Lord, as you handed out each fan's colors, you explained their origin-all but the Alabama fans. I'm curious. Why crimson and white? What do you see when you think of Alabama?"

"I see the same thing you see," God said, "white trash and red necks".

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Heard it before...but still a classic.



Here's one: Where do people go during tornadoes in Tuscaloosa?


Bryant-Denney Stadium...there's never a touchdown there.
 
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UNAVol89 said:
Heard it before...but still a classic.



Here's one: Where do people go during tornadoes in Tuscaloosa?


Bryant-Denney Stadium...there's never a touchdown there.
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Unfortunately I received an email about this with Neyland last season.
 
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One day in an elementary school in Tuscaloosa, AL, a teacher asks her class if the Alabama Crimson Tide are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Jimmy.

The teacher asks, "What's your favorite football team Jimmy?"

Little Jimmy says, "The Tennessee Volunteers "

The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"

Little Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Volunteer fan, my mom is a Volunteer fan, I guess that makes me a Volunteer fan."

The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"

Little Jimmy says, "Well, I guess that would make me an Alabama fan."
 
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Q: What's the hardest thing about being an Alabama Tide fan?

A: Telling your parents that you're gay.
 
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A guy is in line at the grocery store behind a this girl. He looks at the girl and then studies the items in her basket. He looks at the girl and says, " you must be an Alabama Grad". She ingnores him for a moment and then curiosity gets her and she says' " well yes, but how did you know that from the items in my basket?"...

The guy says, "it has nothing to do with whats in your basket...your just ugly!"
 
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I got this one last year also.....

Did you hear they had to shut down Neyland stadium last week because of an unknown white powdery substance being found on the field? Turns out it was the goal line.
 
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If they were going to give the united states an enema they would stick it in alabama!:shaking2:
 
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