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#10

HuntlandVolinColo

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#10
How many Bama fans does it take to eat a road kill possum? Three; one to eat and the other two to watch for cars coming.
Have some respect for our neighbors to the South.

As a matter of fact, did you know the Toothbrush and Toothpick were invented in Alabama?

If they were invented in any other state, they would have been called Teethbrush and Teethpick!
 
#11

utvols83

It's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.
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#11
Did you hear about the Alabama fan that was brutally murdered in Bryant-Denny Stadium? He leaned over to get a drink of water and someone shut the toilet seat on his head.

How can you spot an Alabama fan? They have more A's on their truck than they got in school.
 
#16

Hawkeye4588

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#16
It's reported that Nick Saban will only dress 20 players for the Tennessee game. The rest will have to dress themselves.

What do a maggot and an Alabama fan have in common? They can both live off of a dead bear for 20 years.
 

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