Someone tell me Rucker is joking

[Volsfaninva917]

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Analytics

 

[HollowaytoSeivers]

If they are winning, naturally, they have more reasons to high-five and chest bump.

 

[marvin616]

Have you watched a free throw in an NBA game? They all seem to buy into the idea. It's a ritual now that they touch hands with every teammate regardless if it goes in or not.

 

[Vol_til_I_die]

Well yeah. You're not going to chest bump after turning the ball over; you're going to chest bump and high five after td's and successful plays; which translate to wins. The more you have, the better you should be.

Dear God. I'm THAT smart.

 

[JobuVol]

Hand and chest discipline

 

[Volsfaninva917]

Hand and chest discipline

Same book as shower discipline

 

[Guyute]

That is actually true.

There is also a Cat Fancy/Cigar Aficionado study which proved that teams that consistently make contact on "Up High's" and "Down Low's" but fail to connect on "Too Slow's" will be, on average, -18 on turnovers for the season.

 

['Boro-vol]

I hold Rucker and Butch in very much the same regard where it pertains to their job performance.

 

[SobeVol]

But only if they high five and chest bump
with resiliency

 

[Falcons02]

Why is the WSJ concerned with high fives?

 

[hohenfelsvol]

 

[Volsfaninva917]

That is actually true.

There is also a Cat Fancy/Cigar Aficionado study which proved that teams that consistently make contact on "Up High's" and "Down Low's" but fail to connect on "Too Slow's" will be, on average, -18 on turnovers for the season.

Haha

 

[Volsfaninva917]

I hold Rucker and Butch in very much the same regard where it pertains to their job performance.

Yeah, Jones is losing it

 

[Volinmem]

Obviously, CBJ is spending too much time reading newspapers, and not enough time studying his "infallible" system. But I guess newspapers and charts are the future of coaching.

 

[IndianaVol]

and I thought he was going to segue into hiring TROOPER TAYLOR back to UT...might as well fire that rumor up too...lol

 

[TNnative]

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Congratulations on finding a non invasive means of curing constipation. Gonna need a few minutes............

 

[Poppa T]

Order has been restored. This is the VN I signed up for.

 

[Volsfaninva917]

Congratulations on finding a non invasive means of curing constipation. Gonna need a few minutes............

Need a good book?

 

[Wylo]

It's a process

 

[McDad]

Anyone have the study on Cheerleaders and chest bumps???

 

[marvin616]

Anyone have the study on Cheerleaders and chest bumps???

 

[BeecherVol]

 

[jlindsa4]

I think ole Wes is just joking about how often butch chest bumps people. Might be true I guess but it sounds ridiculous.

 

[JobuVol]

Anyone have the study on Cheerleaders and chest bumps???