Some paraprosdokians

#26
#26
:bump3: Had to.:)
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Originally Posted by VOLtownUSA
I thought you two were the same age as my Dad

Thanks, I appreciate that.
 
#27
#27
When I was young I slept in a twin size bed and wondered where my brother was.
 
#32
#32
I bought a $100 ink pen because I got tired of losing pens and not caring.
 
#34
#34
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
 
#35
#35
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it
 
#36
#36
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
 
#37
#37
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
 
#38
#38
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies
 
#39
#39
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
 
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