So as we go to bed, let us summarize

#27
#27
Vercingetorix said:
This is like trying to choose a new pope. There should be a Volnation browser plugin that shoots black smoke out of everybody's USB ports every hour until we have a new coach, at which point it would shoot out white smoke and start playing "Rocky Top."
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:eek:lol: That's awesome.
 
#28
#28
Vercingetorix said:
I am seriously trying to put a summary of where we stand right now together. There's too much to keep track of. I welcome any other suggestions for oh, until I finish this beer, at which point I will go to bed. Somebody needs to do one of these every 12 hours until we have a coach, just to sort of try to corral the madness.

This is like trying to choose a new pope. There should be a Volnation browser plugin that shoots black smoke out of everybody's USB ports every hour until we have a new coach, at which point it would shoot out white smoke and start playing "Rocky Top."
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Come on V have another! This is getting good!! :eek:lol:
 
#30
#30
ARTaco04 said:
Houston Nutt will be your next coach :(
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I really can't add this to the list until you give me a totally unsubstantiated rumor posted on some fly by night blog by somebody that hates either Tennessee or Houston Nutt or Mississippi. Sorry.
 
#32
#32
You missed the Jimmy Sexton connection.

Who negotiated the huge buyout for Fulmer? Jimmy Sexton.

Who negotiated the deal with USC and helped Lane Kiffin screw us royally? Jimmy Sexton

Who represents Cutcliffe, Marrone, Muschamp and lots of the others rumored for the position? Jimmy Sexton.

He is using and abusing his alma mater. If he gave 1 million to the AD it would not offset the damage that traitor has done. He is trying to get Muschamp in so he can then negotiate a huge deal for him at Texas in a few years and screw us again.

But do not worry, he will then come around with another 3 or 4 guys who will be just perfect for the job...He makes Ari on Entourage look like a good person.
 
#33
#33
MikeHamiltonFan said:
You missed the Jimmy Sexton connection.

Who negotiated the huge buyout for Fulmer? Jimmy Sexton.

Who negotiated the deal with USC and helped Lane Kiffin screw us royally? Jimmy Sexton

Who represents Cutcliffe, Marrone, Muschamp and lots of the others rumored for the position? Jimmy Sexton.

He is using and abusing his alma mater. If he gave 1 million to the AD it would not offset the damage that traitor has done. He is trying to get Muschamp in so he can then negotiate a huge deal for him at Texas in a few years and screw us again.

But do not worry, he will then come around with another 3 or 4 guys who will be just perfect for the job...He makes Ari on Entourage look like a good person.
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How am I supposed to have "missed the Jimmy Sexton connection" when he represents just about every notable college coach out there? That's like saying that I missed "the money connection."
 
#36
#36
Vercingetorix said:
How am I supposed to have "missed the Jimmy Sexton connection" when he represents just about every notable college coach out there? That's like saying that I missed "the money connection."
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Every notable coach? He does not represent even half the list of top 10 coaches. He does have Satan but Marrone? The only reason guys like Marrone and Cut are getting mentioned is because he is a weasel and he is trying to milk Hammy for an interview so he can get more money for his clients...Hamilton should say he is not dealing with anyone from ARM ever again.
 
#39
#39
MikeHamiltonFan said:
Every notable coach? He does not represent even half the list of top 10 coaches. He does have Satan but Marrone? The only reason guys like Marrone and Cut are getting mentioned is because he is a weasel and he is trying to milk Hammy for an interview so he can get more money for his clients...Hamilton should say he is not dealing with anyone from ARM ever again.
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That would be stupidity. Go look at his client list. If you can't figure out a way to deal with Jimmy Sexton, then you're not interested in winning.
 
#43
#43
That about sums it up. Oh, I think we're all going to be balding with gray hair from all this stress. Please hire a coach so I can sleep.

P.S. Not Kippy.
 
#45
#45
Vercingetorix said:
This is like trying to choose a new pope. There should be a Volnation browser plugin that shoots black smoke out of everybody's USB ports every hour until we have a new coach, at which point it would shoot out white smoke and start playing "Rocky Top."
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Paragraph of the Day.
 
#46
#46
Still seen nothing to suggest that Patterson is out. The things that I read simply said that a statement from TCU was issued saying that he had not had any contact with TN nor did he have any current plans to. Sounds like coach speak to me.
 
#47
#47
Vercingetorix said:
This is like trying to choose a new pope. There should be a Volnation browser plugin that shoots black smoke out of everybody's USB ports every hour until we have a new coach, at which point it would shoot out white smoke and start playing "Rocky Top."
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:eek:lol::eek:lol::eek:lol::eek:lol::eek:lol:
I can actually hear the tiny Chinese speaker blaring Rocky Top!
 
#50
#50
GoVols2003 said:
Still seen nothing to suggest that Patterson is out. The things that I read simply said that a statement from TCU was issued saying that he had not had any contact with TN nor did he have any current plans to. Sounds like coach speak to me.
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Fair enough. Added.
 
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