So as we go to bed, let us summarize

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1. Muschamp is out.

2. But wait, maybe Muschamp is still in! We don't know yet.

3. Actually, screw all that, Muschamp has taken the job!!! THE INK IS DRY ON THE CONTRACT!!!! (Special note to ORANGEKUSH and ROBVOLS, who will go in the ignore file if he's not the coach. The only reason I put people on ignore is asserting false rumors as fact.)

4. Gary Patterson is out. Except that his press release is just coachspeak, with the standard "I have not been contacted stuff," so maybe he's not really out. Nobody is really out as long as he has a pulse.

5. Troy Calhoun is the next guy up? Seriously? The players will all leave if Calhoun is the guy. But wait, they probably don't know that Calhoun was an OC in the NFL, and is only running the option at Air Force because his players suck.

6. Stoops would be willing to talk about the job. Maybe. (Which doesn't explain why Hamilton hasn't been in Norman all day waving suitcases of money around.)

7. New Volnation member ARTACO04 who joined today and has seven whole posts says that Houston Nutt is our next coach, don't be surprised y'all, with absolutely nothing to back him up other than his nonexistent reputation. Seems as believable as half the crap posted on here about Will Muschamp tonight.

8. Cutcliffe's name keeps being mentioned by all the media types, but there are no actual corresponding real rumors about him.

9. There are, however, rumors that Fulmer is engineering some sort of sinister backdoor coup to oust Hamilton and install himself back in some capacity. Which would throw every bit of everything into flux.

10. Lane Kiffin gave a press conference out in LA and was basically considered to be a douchebag by everybody there.

Did I miss anything?
 
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Vercingetorix said:
1. Muschamp is out.

2. But wait, maybe Muschamp is still in! We don't know yet.

3. Actually, screw all that, Muschamp has taken the job!!! THE INK IS DRY ON THE CONTRACT!!!! (Special note to ORANGEKUSH and ROBVOLS, who will go in the ignore file if he's not the coach. The only reason I put people on ignore is asserting false rumors as fact.)

4. Gary Patterson is out.

5. Troy Calhoun is the guy? The players will all leave if Calhoun is the guy.

6. Stoops would be willing to talk about the job. Maybe. (Which doesn't explain why Hamilton hasn't been in Norman all day waving suitcases of money around.)

7. Cutcliffe's name keeps being mentioned by all the media types, but there are no actual corresponding real rumors about him.

8. There are, however, rumors that Fulmer is engineering some sort of sinister backdoor coup to oust Hamilton and install himself back in some capacity. Which would throw every bit of everything into flux.

9. Lane Kiffin gave a press conference out in LA and was basically considered to be a douchebag by everybody there.

Did I miss anything?
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10. The Yellow Hammers and Gators are having the time of their lives watching this.
 
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Very well summarized. I'm tempted to just say screw it, and hire Kippy Brown as HC. I like his attitude.
 
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This is what I'm understanding. Which really means I don't know anything that I didn't know this time yesterday.
 
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Vercingetorix said:
1. Muschamp is out.

2. But wait, maybe Muschamp is still in! We don't know yet.

3. Actually, screw all that, Muschamp has taken the job!!! THE INK IS DRY ON THE CONTRACT!!!! (Special note to ORANGEKUSH and ROBVOLS, who will go in the ignore file if he's not the coach. The only reason I put people on ignore is asserting false rumors as fact.)

4. Gary Patterson is out.

5. Troy Calhoun is the guy? The players will all leave if Calhoun is the guy.

6. Stoops would be willing to talk about the job. Maybe. (Which doesn't explain why Hamilton hasn't been in Norman all day waving suitcases of money around.)

7. Cutcliffe's name keeps being mentioned by all the media types, but there are no actual corresponding real rumors about him.

8. There are, however, rumors that Fulmer is engineering some sort of sinister backdoor coup to oust Hamilton and install himself back in some capacity. Which would throw every bit of everything into flux.

9. Lane Kiffin gave a press conference out in LA and was basically considered to be a douchebag by everybody there.

Did I miss anything?
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Absolutely outstanding summary, Vercingetorix!

And with that... good night! :hi:
 
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I'm hoping I will wake up in the morning to some amazing news, but the longer I stay up, the bleaker it looks. Maybe I should go crash....
 
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Vercingetorix said:
1. Muschamp is out.

2. But wait, maybe Muschamp is still in! We don't know yet.

3. Actually, screw all that, Muschamp has taken the job!!! THE INK IS DRY ON THE CONTRACT!!!! (Special note to ORANGEKUSH and ROBVOLS, who will go in the ignore file if he's not the coach. The only reason I put people on ignore is asserting false rumors as fact.)

4. Gary Patterson is out.

5. Troy Calhoun is the guy? The players will all leave if Calhoun is the guy.

6. Stoops would be willing to talk about the job. Maybe. (Which doesn't explain why Hamilton hasn't been in Norman all day waving suitcases of money around.)

7. Cutcliffe's name keeps being mentioned by all the media types, but there are no actual corresponding real rumors about him.

8. There are, however, rumors that Fulmer is engineering some sort of sinister backdoor coup to oust Hamilton and install himself back in some capacity. Which would throw every bit of everything into flux.

9. Lane Kiffin gave a press conference out in LA and was basically considered to be a douchebag by everybody there.

Did I miss anything?
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You forgot about all the "I told you so geniuses" we are having to deal with! :eek:lol:
 
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I am seriously trying to put a summary of where we stand right now together. There's too much to keep track of. I welcome any other suggestions for oh, until I finish this beer, at which point I will go to bed. Somebody needs to do one of these every 12 hours until we have a coach, just to sort of try to corral the madness.

This is like trying to choose a new pope. There should be a Volnation browser plugin that shoots black smoke out of everybody's USB ports every hour until we have a new coach, at which point it would shoot out white smoke and start playing "Rocky Top."
 
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Vercingetorix said:
I am seriously trying to put a summary of where we stand right now together. There's too much to keep track of. I welcome any other suggestions for oh, until I finish this beer, at which point I will go to bed. Somebody needs to do one of these every 12 hours until we have a coach, just to sort of try to corral the madness.

This is like trying to choose a new pope. There should be a browser plugin that shoots black smoke out of everybody's USB ports every hour until we have a new coach, at which point it would shoot out white smoke and start playing "Rocky Top."
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:eek:lol::eek:lol::eek:lol::eek:lol::eek:lol:
 
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