Sneaking out the back door

#33
#33
I'm so glad this thread wasn't titled "Sneaking IN the back door".
 
#34
#34
Just make sure when u teach her a lesson it's all body shots so she can't press charges.

Hope this helps.
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#36
#36
crusse10 said:
Get consoled by her. Go to her incredibly sad because she cheated and you "needed someone to talk to".
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Exactly. Throw little lines in there like, "thank you for listening, I knew she wasn't right when she said _____________." Or "wow, you're awesome I don't get there she thinks ________ about you." Turn her friend against her, and you win. You turn one friend against her, that will turn into 3 or 4 against her.
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#37
#37
Are u two kidding me? Say f everybody and just start spreading rumors about her and her friends. This ain't a romantic comedy.

Then just start banging her enemies that are hot. Hit on her mom, hit on her sister.

Don't be a gay and set up a meeting w friends.
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#38
#38
Vols520 said:
Are u two kidding me? Say f everybody and just start spreading rumors about her and her friends. This ain't a romantic comedy.

Then just start banging her enemies that are hot. Hit on her mom, hit on her sister.

Don't be a gay and set up a meeting w friends.
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Did you not get the overall premise of the meeting. Knock the bottom out of it, then turn her against her friend.
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#39
#39
GASOUTHERNVOL said:
Did you not get the overall premise of the meeting. Knock the bottom out of it, then turn her against her friend.
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That's acceptable. My apologies. As long ad he is banging her I'm fine w it.
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#40
#40
Exactly. If she cheats on you, she's cool with you ending up with someone she hates. You get back at her by turning someone she likes.
 
#43
#43
But then you miss out on the best part of spreading the STD. You blame her for giving it to you. When she fesses up about being a tramp and sleeping around, you laugh in her face and tell her you actually gave her the STD. BOOM!

A couple rounds of Valtrex and you're good as new.
 
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#47
#47
small changes in behavior is the key!
If she never went out on thursdays and now insists on going out every thursday
or if she used to sit beside you on the couch every night and now sits in the recliner
if she was not hardly on the computer and is now on it frequntlly
spends extrea time making herself super nice to go to work
look for the small things that have changed then see if there's a explanation for it

Then do some or all of the above
 
#48
#48
Vols520 said:
Just make sure when u teach her a lesson it's all body shots so she can't press charges.

Hope this helps.
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Kidney punches with a decent size kitchen towel wrapped over your fist. If she gets too loud knee her in the spine.
 
#49
#49
UT IE 95 said:
But then you miss out on the best part of spreading the STD. You blame her for giving it to you. When she fesses up about being a tramp and sleeping around, you laugh in her face and tell her you actually gave her the STD. BOOM!

A couple rounds of Valtrex and you're good as new.
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I think that stuff comes back
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