Smokey to LSU(unsubstantiated rumor truth)

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CountVolcula

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I have sources that say Smokey is negotiating a contract as we speak, to transfer to LSU as mascot and will spurn Tennessee.

My sources told me that Smokey has been upset with the atmosphere in Knoxville, especially with the negativity surrounding the fanbase as well as the mascot facilities and outdated humping post.

LSU is offering a bigger doghouse, a new Bowflex Treadclimber, padded suede leather humping post, and Eukanuba Dog Food. LSU has also said that they would allow Smokey to be led on the sideline by a hot co-ed instead of some "chearleader dude".

Smokey also likes the idea of an endless supply of corndogs during every game.

TIFWIW, but my sources are close to a person close to Smokey and he is GAG. Just working out the kinks.
 
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Don't let the doggie door hit you on the way out Smokey.
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#8
We never needed Smokey anyway. He wasn't that good, never lived up to the star count.
 
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#12
There is another rumor floating around that he sold one of his puppet dolls to someone on Ebay for $15 and bought doggie biscuits with the profit. NCAA is looking into it.
 
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#13
Any chance they target the Stanford Tree or Big Red?

I also heard Keggy the Keg could get a look.

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CountVolcula said:
I have sources that say Smokey is negotiating a contract as we speak, to transfer to LSU as mascot and will spurn Tennessee.

My sources told me that Smokey has been upset with the atmosphere in Knoxville, especially with the negativity surrounding the fanbase as well as the mascot facilities and outdated humping post.

LSU is offering a bigger doghouse, a new Bowflex Treadclimber, padded suede leather humping post, and Eukanuba Dog Food. LSU has also said that they would allow Smokey to be led on the sideline by a hot co-ed instead of some "chearleader dude".

Smokey also likes the idea of an endless supply of corndogs during every game.

TIFWIW, but my sources are close to a person close to Smokey and he is GAG. Just working out the kinks.
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Good riddance...

Smokey is at the root of our problems
 
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suPEARLman said:
Big Red is a native of East TN and owns land in Maryville. An interview is being setup as we speak.
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I heard his wife was a UT cheerleader.

I think he would be willing to change his title to Big Orange with a pay raise.
 
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