Sly's List and Zone swap shop

[heartvols]

I would like to sell my car.

 

[Slydell]

I wonder how much this is worth.

'Bout $10-$20.

 

[Slydell]

Anyone need a lung? I have an extra.

 

[heartvols]

Darn.

 

[heartvols]

I have an extra kidney.

 

[Slydell]

Trade?

 

[DD4ME]

I have a portable metal carport I need to sell.

I could use this but transpo would sook

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Looking for one gimp. Willing to trade. Price negotiable.

 

[LittleCat]

Looking for young female for companion. Cooking/Cleaning required.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Looking for one gimp. Willing to trade. Price negotiable.

If you get one by trade, let me know. No sense in buying new.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Looking for young female for companion. Cooking/Cleaning required.

I thought that's what your sister was for.

 

[Spartacavolus]

I have a box of used sex toys that we don't use much anymore. Could sell for $3 per inch

 

[DD4ME]

Sparty that one called double trouble looks like it could use a pressure washing.

 

[Spartacavolus]

Sparty that one called double trouble looks like it could use a pressure washing.

That one was hmans. He consigned it.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I have a box of used sex toys that we don't use much anymore. Could sell for $3 per inch

I can't afford to buy. What is the lease price?

 

[Spartacavolus]

I can't afford to buy. What is the lease price?

25 cent for 20 seconds or $1 for one minute

 

[DD4ME]

That one was hmans. He consigned it.

Groce

 

[Slydell]

I was going to leave my body to science, but WTH. How much for a decent skeleton when I'm through with it? Need payment up front please.

 

[LittleCat]

I thought that's what your sister was for.

I require more skills that she can't provide...