Silly but serious question about Bevo...

[orangebloodgmc]

Bevo never totally adjusted to being castrated. They promised him the mascot job but did not explain the downside of this opportunity.

He thought they told him he was being brought in to be "tutored."

 

[VolsSportsFan]

Yeah, Matthew and Woody look like they're a little TOO chill during their commercials, lol

Not sure they realize they are in a commercial, they may just be filming them hanging out.

 

[SpookyAction]

The Romans sacrificed a pure white bull at the Temple of Jupiter on January 1, when the new pair of consuls gave their oaths of office (all Roman politically elected offices were for 1 year). They drugged the crap out of it before they brought it to the ceremony. The temple slaves slit the bull's throat and the blood flowed down a channel. If the bull misbehaved there was a backup slave with a big hammer. That got messy. Any blood on anyone's white toga was seen as one of the worst omens possible for the coming year. That's when things could get messy, but 9/10 the bull just hung out and got his throat slit and everyone was happy.

 

[Jax_Vol]

hamburger

 

[wmcovol]

He has no nuts, just like the longhorn team plays.

Not aggressive. Basically, just a big old goofy cow.

Didn’t Jackie Sherrill cut them off when he was Miss St coach?

 

[SayUWantAreVOLution]

Gummies

Boulder being was it is, Ralphie is probably getting the Gummies.

Then again, Austin being what it is, Bevo could be rolling on Ecstacy.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

BBQ

BBQ dont go mooo...

 

[Plecoptera]

BBQ dont go mooo...

Doesn’t matter if the critter oinks, moos, or clucks. Rub a little seasoning on it and toss it on the pellet grill for a while and you’ve got some tasty meat.