Shanna Zolman a judge

[HotlantaVol]

I can think of several "profound acts of service" lovely women have performed for me over the years. None of them involve my feet.

Nice.

 

[ukvols]

I don't get it.

 

[ukvols]

 

[f1ip]

I had a freaky chick suck on my toes....does that count?

 

[GAVol]

The phrase "hell in a handbasket" keeps coming to mind in this thread for some reason.

 

[BigPapaVol]

The phrase "hell in a handbasket" keeps coming to mind in this thread for some reason.

yeah, the preacher's talking about his first Easter sermon and gets the "chicks did that for me but not on my toes" response. Pretty much a train wreck at that point.

 

[hatvol96]

The phrase "hell in a handbasket" keeps coming to mind in this thread for some reason.

It bears a strong resemblence to the famed Bret Hart-Shawn Michaels dialogues of the mid '90s.

 

[Freak]

I'll start the threads and you all send them down the toilet.

 

[hatvol96]

I'll start the threads and you all send them down the toilet.

You set 'em up, we'll knock 'em down.

 

[Vol Mania 21]

I had a freaky chick suck on my toes....does that count?

WTF? man she sounds nuts:bad:

 

[Tenn_Vol_Authority]

I'm sorry, I don't see anything wrong with that bowl of grits right there. I mean, she's no Pat Summitt, but c'mon.

She doesn't deserve a ":sick:"

 

[Vol Mania 21]

who gave her a :sick: I was the first to say I'd go after it

 

[Tenn_Vol_Authority]

who gave her a :sick: I was the first to say I'd go after it

utvol0427 did on the first page...

 

[Vol Mania 21]

pathetic

 

[Jasongivm6]

who gave her a :sick: I was the first to say I'd go after it

I'd hump the lady in your avatar if she didn't have herpes, and I was younger, and I wasn't married, and my hair wasn't disappearing, and I wasn't starting to get fat, and if she'd let me.

 

[Vol Mania 21]

How dare you say Jessica has herpes, I'll tell her tonite when we lay in bed.

 

[hatvol96]

How dare you say Jessica has herpes, I'll tell her tonite when we lay in bed.

Inflatable Fantastic Four figures are unlikely to listen.

 

[Tenn_Vol_Authority]

who gave her a :sick: I was the first to say I'd go after it

You even responded to his post... Alzheimer's? :blink:

 

[OrangeEmpire]

How dare you say Jessica has herpes, I'll tell her tonite when we lay in bed.

I thought you were in my girl's bed?

:blink:

 

[Vol Mania 21]

I thought you were in my girl's bed?

:blink:

I just left

 

[Vol Mania 21]

You even responded to his post... Alzheimer's? :blink:

been a long day

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I just left

Whew I was getting a little worried.....

k:

 

[Tenn_Vol_Authority]

I thought you were in my girl's bed?

:blink:

He's omnipresent... like cockroaches. :blink:

 

[Jaytrain5]

I thought you were in my girl's bed?

:blink:

yours? I thought he was in my girl's bed?

 

[Vol Mania 21]

Inflatable Fantastic Four figures are unlikely to listen.

Didn't know they made Fantastaic Four Inflatable figures...