Seinfeld thread

#51
#51
How about the one where George gives up sex and becomes a genius.
 
#52
#52
George's wallet. Kept everything in it until one day it exploded. One too many pieces of paper.
 
#53
#53
George denies every gut impulse that he has and does just the opposite and becomes successful.
 
#55
#55
George gets squirted in the eye with a grapefruit and starts winking every time he talks which people assume to mean that George is sending an alternative message what he's really saying. He tells Kramer not to take George Steinbrenner's team signed birthday card, but winks involuntarily and Kramer gives the card to a bed ridden kid who won't give it back until Kramer promises him that Paul O'Neil will hit two homeruns for him. O'Neil hits one, but the second one is an inside the park homer that the official scorercalls a triple and an error, so the kid won't give the card back on a technicality.
 
#56
#56
What about the one where he thought everyone was giving him the finger? Is that the same one where Jerry does the telethon and his Nana disappears?
 
#58
#58
The one where George quits the Yankees in a screaming rage and then, on Kramer's advice, goes to work the next day and acts like nothing happened.

I saw an interview with Larry David where he said that really happened to him. He quit Saturday Night Live in a screaming fit and the real life Kramer told him to go back the next day and pretend nothing ever happened . . . and it worked.
 
#59
#59
Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name. He tries to figure out what his girlfriends name is. She give him clue that her name ryhmes with a body part. Some of the names he guesses at are hilarious.
 
#61
#61
one of my favorites is the bizarro world. where elaine meets these 3 friends that are like seinfield, kramer, and george except if they were real cool.
 
#62
#62
I always like the episodes where George has a meeting with Yankee owner George Steinbrenner.G/S conversations always drift away from the topic at hand and George throws his hands up and heads for the door.
 
#63
#63
Originally posted by utfantilidie@Dec 12, 2005 10:52 AM
I always like the episodes where George has a meeting with Yankee owner George Steinbrenner.G/S conversations always drift away from the topic at hand and George throws his hands up and heads for the door.
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That reminds me of the Calzone episode. :biggrin2:
 
#64
#64
Love George's theory to keep his boss and other people from bothering him at work. Always look annoyed. Boss comes in and George just sighs and rolls his eyes. Boss says, "Oh you look busy, I'll come back." George goes back to reading his paper.
 
#65
#65
Originally posted by oklavol@Dec 12, 2005 2:35 AM
one of my favorites is the bizarro world.  where elaine meets these 3 friends that are like seinfield, kramer, and george except if they were real cool.
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Can you remember their names??

I would recognize them if I heard them, but I can't remember what they were.

Feldman was Kramer.
I think Fargus was Newman.


ahhh, I got it. Gene was George and I think Kevin was Jerry.
 
#66
#66
Another get ahead at work ploy by George. Left his car at work. Boss gets in sees his car first thing in the morning. Boss leaves at night and George's car is still there. Boss thinks he is putting in some pretty long days.
 
#67
#67
I can't believe nobody has mentioned the Tweety Pez Dispenser. That was pretty funny.
 
#68
#68
I like the one where Elaine has to have chinese food delivered to a janitors closet. She is outside talking to the building super and Kramer,George, and Jerry pile out of the room. Said Kramer turned over a can of ammonia.LOL
 
#73
#73
I like the episode with Bookman. Jerry had a library book ,'The Tropic of Cancer, 25 years overdue.That little man was hilarious.
 
#74
#74
Originally posted by utfantilidie@Dec 15, 2005 6:28 PM
I like the episode with Bookman. Jerry had a library book ,'The Tropic of Cancer, 25 years overdue.That little man was hilarious.
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Bookman was hilarious, he was so serious about his job. That was a really good episode.
 
#75
#75
Originally posted by vol_freak@Dec 15, 2005 8:13 PM
Bookman was hilarious, he was so serious about his job. That was a really good episode.
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That was also "Cant-stand-ya"
 
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