Second Annual VN Awards

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orange+white=heaven

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With another regular season of football in the books, it is time once again to...with tongue firmly in cheek... recognize the the best of the season from our own cast of characters.

As before, I'll offer only a few because the best part is when everyone else submits their own nominees.

And now, Live! From the internet.... The VN Awards!!!

Always first, and very seriously...

Best Contribution To The Nations Success,
VolFreak! As ever, thanks for everything you do!


D.B. Cooper Award: Most likely to successfully hijack a thread...
VolunteerHillbilly

Santa Anna Wind Award:Most likely to turn a seemingly inoccuous thread into a seven page firestorm...
HatVol

Frequent Flier Award: Regularly travels great distance to be here...
HawaiiVol

Ninja Award:Named in honor of volmanjr. and recognizing contributions to The Topic That Will Never Die...
Tidwell

Most likely to get you the source you are looking for...
Arclight

Best Damn Stat Man Period...
allvol

LIO Award: For Unerring devotion to the Volunteers...
la.lovesorange

Dunno Why But I do Award: Good To have around, but danged if you know why cause half the time you disagree with him...
RealUT

Logic Award: Person who spends the most time genuinely trying to convince you of the perfect logic of their position....
TIE...JakeZ and VnAZ...

Left Lane: a politics thing...
CSpin...

Right Lane: the "W" award..
OrangeEmpire

Staking out the Center...
volinbham

Most likely to let you slide for speeding on I-75 if you have a power "T" on your car...
crimedawg


I always think of lots more after I post, but then the most fun is seeing what the rest of you come up with. So....

The nominees are....
 
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The Good Night and Good Luck Award goes to O+W=H for keeping the news we can use fresh on the Nation!
 
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#3
A few others before I go.....
The call em as I see em Award ............Lex
The Rack em Award..............rexvol

come on guys this should be a fun one!
 
#4
#4
We're having awards and you didn't tell me?? I'd have been a LOT nicer if I'd known I coulda won an award.

:ermm:
 
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i prefer to think of Vin AZ as the residen Bill Parcells of VN....if you post something stupid, he'll tell you so, and then apologize later for misreading/misunderstanding the original post....:p

the "Read all about it" award goes to O+W=H...

the Vince Mcmann (sp?) award goes to Hatvol. Always stirring up trouble and doesn't apologize for it, rather he revels in it.:thumbsup: and all of us are thoroughly entertained by it.

The Howard Stern of VN has to be Hillbilly. has some of the most outrageous posts, and does so sometimes just for the reactions they get.

as for me...i guess i would probably qualify for the filibuster award. Just keep typing, and typing and typing...eventually you'll just give up cause you can't stand it any longer and agree with me.:) that is if self nominations are allowed.....:eek:hmy:
 
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The "Hey Guys" Award for the most posts out of nowhere, as if you're baked in your living room, and your friend keeps saying "Hey Guys, blah blah blah" - finevol
 
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VolinArizona said:
The "Hey Guys" Award for the most posts out of nowhere, as if you're baked in your living room, and your friend keeps saying "Hey Guys, blah blah blah" - finevol
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Kinda like Brad Pitt's character in True Romance. :lol:

"Hey man... don't condescend me, man... I'll f'n kill ya man..."
 
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The "I know more about football than you so you should listen" award - VolinArizona :)

P.S. Don't think I am dissing your posts VIA, I have nothing but respect for your knowledge. :good!:
 
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#15
The Guppie Award...He'll eat anything a Bammer tosses to him...Finevol.
 
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HawaiiVol said:
Grammar and Spelling Award - LIO (can't believe this wasn't given out already)
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You LIKE me!! You REALLY like me!!! :cray:


I would like to thank Mrs. Dorothy Wayne, Mrs. Vicki Dimond and Mrs. Wanda Broyles, the most excellent English grammar teachers in the world. I'd also like to thank vol_freak, whose pitiful spelling skills make mine look stellar in comparison and I wanna thank Dub, Georgie, and Jr for making me look really good in the grammar department. And to my adoring fans...err...fellow posters...


I love you all.


:)
 
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LadyinOrange said:
You LIKE me!! You REALLY like me!!! :cray:


I would like to thank Mrs. Dorothy Wayne, Mrs. Vicki Dimond and Mrs. Wanda Broyles, the most excellent English grammar teachers in the world. I'd also like to thank vol_freak, whose pitiful spelling skills make mine look stellar in comparison and I wanna thank Dub, Georgie, and Jr for making me look really good in the grammar department. And to my adoring fans...err...fellow posters...


I love you all.


:)
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:jpshakehead:
 
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Best Avatar: Jasongivm6.
Always good to see Jeff Samar...however the hell you spell his name, getting laid out by Inky.
 
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vader said:
The "I know more about football than you so you should listen" award - VolinArizona :)

P.S. Don't think I am dissing your posts VIA, I have nothing but respect for your knowledge. :good!:
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No offense taken. I enjoy a good ribbing, and my peers at work ALWAYS have fun with me. :)
 
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