This reminds me of the secret line my elementary school Principal taught me to get free ice cream cones from my parents. "Put your seatbelts on mom and dad, I love you and want you to stay around for a long time!"
(Sure enough, we were usually in the drive-thru ordering the ice cream cone within the next few minutes.)
But seriously, Relax and don't get too worked up Coach Butch Jones, We want you to stay healthy as long as you can so you can stay around a long time!