Scam I'm thinking about playing along with....

#27
#27
Oh ****! That ****er down at the Western Union just tried to kill me! He started giving me a bunch of **** about sending money to someone overseas and didn't believe your story. Sorry. I hope you understand that I had to tell him what was going on or he wasn't going to wire the money. Finally, I talked him into sending the money anyway and when I realized that he didn't give me a MTCN again he told me to wait outside first. I wasn't sure what this was all about, but I figured he wouldn't send you the money if I didn't. So I waited outside for a few minutes. I got tired of waiting so I started to go back in. He saw me coming back and pulled out a shotgun from behind the counter. Luckily I saw it in time to scamper behind one of those big blue metal mailboxes. I couldn't believe he was shooting at me. I am now convinced that he stole that $10 from me earlier. And there is no doubt that he just stole the $250 I tried to send. I was able to run to my car and get out of there when he re-loaded his gun. Whew!! I have already canceled those 2 transactions and will have to find a different Western Union location to use. Bare with me. So much for being the safest way to send you the money. LOL
 
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#30
#30
On the next message, how about working in there that the American Embassy has been contacted and they have marines who should be arriving shortly at 105 Herron Road with the local authorities to investigate the mugging....?
 
#34
#34
Just got am email from the governor of nigeria. Im going to get 10.7 million. Great thing is nigeria uses hotmail accounts.

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Wow, that is fantastic. Let me contact the state department.
 
#35
#35
didn't hear back from him after the last message so I sent a follow-up this morning.

Jim,

I apologize for the delay in responding, but I am just reaching out to you in hopes that you received the money this time. Sorry I hadn't emailed back after I wired it. I hope the money will help. Will look forward to meeting up with you to get it back as it will come in handy for my wedding plans. So, again, I hope it will help and that you get some help from others as well.

See you soon. Take care.
 
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#36
#36
didn't hear back from him after the last message so I sent a follow-up this morning.

Jim,

I apologize for the delay in responding, but I am just reaching out to you in hopes that you received the money this time. Sorry I hadn't emailed back after I wired it. I hope the money will help. Will look forward to meeting up with you to get it back as it will come in handy for my wedding plans. So, again, I hope it will help and that you get some help from others as well.

See you soon. Take care.

Here fishie fishie fishie!!!

I really liked the part about hiding behind the blue postal box thing...nice touch!
 
#38
#38
If only for a fleeting moment, Kev has single handedly breathed life back into the endzone. Thank you Kev.
 
#47
#47
Just got am email from the governor of nigeria. Im going to get 10.7 million. Great thing is nigeria uses hotmail accounts.

I put

Wow, that is fantastic. Let me contact the state department.

That's awesome OE, Kev should take notes.
 

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