Rumors Flying Around Tonight

[GetYouSomeofThat]

Is a university allowed to revoke a scholarship when the student has done nothing wrong (besides play like crap)?

Yes. Scholarships are year to year agreements. Which in my opinion is utter bs as it ends up screwing a few players when coaching changes happen. But that is the current rule.

 

[GetYouSomeofThat]

If I've learned anything on Volnation this year, it's this.... You are allowed, if not encouraged to ruthlessly player bash offensive linemen, especially true if you have a favorite quarterback.

There's actually a formula regarding this, allowing for limited bashing based on a merit and point system, the conditions of which are scaled on degree of difficulty.
1. For every ten posts on the subject of completion percentages, one player bash credit is earned.
2. Every fifth time you call JG "the toughest sob I've ever seen" another credit is earned.
3. Every third time you call out receivers for catching only 75% of those puntlike mortar shell mimicking 50/50 balls, you earn a credit.
4. And the ultimate, the 1000 point skee ball hole...every single time you compare JG favorably to Peyton Manning, you earn 5 credits.

****Under current rules, Player bash credits may only be applied towards the following****
-Keller Chryst.
-Any offensive lineman not named Trey Smith.
-JT Shrout and that troublemaking Maurer kid.
-Any running back not named Ty Chandler, although a recent amendment has been proposed that would serve to remove Chandler from exemption on a situational basis, contingent upon the following criteria.
1. Ty is in pass protection.
2. JG is dropping back.
***At present a motion is only the table to classify Drew Richmond as non-vol status, which would strip all protective restrictions from bashing, effectively making it a "free" endeavor, with a cost of zero points. Essentially this would result in a status relatively equal or lesser than a Gator or Bammer. In Volnation history there is a legal precedent for this drastic action. Jalen Hurd, 2016.

Also it may be interesting to some that "All time bashing credits earned" is a stat we have tracked, beginning this year. Apparently K-town King is the undisputed champ of bashing, having earned 11,304 credits earned. He also holds the single day record, garnering 1872 on 10/20/2018. An Amazon gift card and a Zach Smith signature ball lifter/sequined thong has been mailed, and signed for.

Congratulations K-Town.

That was amazing and dead freaking on accurate.


Some of the guys bash the players like there is a prize at the end of the year for the champion.

 

[Power T-Rev]

This thread makes me miss the grumors

 

[Tnslim1]

Whiff Richmond will most likely be gone and will also most likely miss the bus.

 

[k-town_king]

If I've learned anything on Volnation this year, it's this.... You are allowed, if not encouraged to ruthlessly player bash offensive linemen, especially true if you have a favorite quarterback.

There's actually a formula regarding this, allowing for limited bashing based on a merit and point system, the conditions of which are scaled on degree of difficulty.
1. For every ten posts on the subject of completion percentages, one player bash credit is earned.
2. Every fifth time you call JG "the toughest sob I've ever seen" another credit is earned.
3. Every third time you call out receivers for catching only 75% of those puntlike mortar shell mimicking 50/50 balls, you earn a credit.
4. And the ultimate, the 1000 point skee ball hole...every single time you compare JG favorably to Peyton Manning, you earn 5 credits.

****Under current rules, Player bash credits may only be applied towards the following****
-Keller Chryst.
-Any offensive lineman not named Trey Smith.
-JT Shrout and that troublemaking Maurer kid.
-Any running back not named Ty Chandler, although a recent amendment has been proposed that would serve to remove Chandler from exemption on a situational basis, contingent upon the following criteria.
1. Ty is in pass protection.
2. JG is dropping back.
***At present a motion is only the table to classify Drew Richmond as non-vol status, which would strip all protective restrictions from bashing, effectively making it a "free" endeavor, with a cost of zero points. Essentially this would result in a status relatively equal or lesser than a Gator or Bammer. In Volnation history there is a legal precedent for this drastic action. Jalen Hurd, 2016.

Also it may be interesting to some that "All time bashing credits earned" is a stat we have tracked, beginning this year. Apparently K-town King is the undisputed champ of bashing, having earned 11,304 credits earned. He also holds the single day record, garnering 1872 on 10/20/2018. An Amazon gift card and a Zach Smith signature ball lifter/sequined thong has been mailed, and signed for.

Congratulations K-Town.

So blaming the qb who isn't blocking or catching for everything is not bashing but pointing out the missed assignments that cause the hits is bashing the players?

The people that cover the team have tried to educate the ignorant fans who blame JG for pressure when it has been missed assignments.

Posting facts like stats is not bashing either. nor pointing out who is where in the coaches pecking order at qb.

Put your big boy pants on.

 

[Russdaddy2027]

Helton leaving and Richmond gone as well.

Don’t shoot the messenger.

Not surprised Richmond always jumping out early...