Rod Wilkes gave a quote to the Knoxville Sports Media after practice today that was so awesome they paniced and rushed for the exit and en masse crashed into the "Wall" at the back of the endzone. On a seperate note, the "Wall" is rumored to be wearing the number 14 this season due to it's complete loathing of wide recievers. EMS was called in to perform "Emergency Man Surgery" on them. "Dangly" things were all over the place. Coach Wylie has been quote as saying, "Oh, the humanity!". Coach Dooley has released a public appeal to Rod concerning future comments to the press, "Think of the children. The children!".