Rules of College Football Fandom

#7
#7
This is the text on an Ebay listing for Florida-UT tix. Enjoy!!!


Youre bidding on 2 PRIMO seats together side by side to see the Gators first big challenge of the year. Fat Fill Fulmer and the Volunteers are coming in to challenge the Gators. Dont miss a single snap, play call, cheerleader cheer. Youll be close enough to hear what food Fill Fulmer orders for his sideline Lunch...Youll be so close Fill Fulmer might climb into stands to get a bite of your Sausage or Hoagie....Hope that the wind is blowing away from you.
If youre a Vol fan and you want to buy these tickets.....well...just ignore all the Fat Fill Fulmer stuff.... and buy these GREAT seats

These are premiere tickets, side by side There will be Vol fans in this row but youll be near the start UF row. They are so close to the FIELD in the lower 45 yard line behind the Tennessee bench youll be able to see what misearble play Fulmer will make from his playsheet. They are located side by side somewhere between rows 5 and row 10. Exact row and seat assignment given only to winning bidder. ...HUGE RIVALRY... SEC EAST supremacy on the line. LOW BUY IT NOW...
 
#8
#8
lawgator1 said:
This is the text on an Ebay listing for Florida-UT tix. Enjoy!!!


Youre bidding on 2 PRIMO seats together side by side to see the Gators first big challenge of the year. Fat Fill Fulmer and the Volunteers are coming in to challenge the Gators. Dont miss a single snap, play call, cheerleader cheer. Youll be close enough to hear what food Fill Fulmer orders for his sideline Lunch...Youll be so close Fill Fulmer might climb into stands to get a bite of your Sausage or Hoagie....Hope that the wind is blowing away from you.
If youre a Vol fan and you want to buy these tickets.....well...just ignore all the Fat Fill Fulmer stuff.... and buy these GREAT seats

These are premiere tickets, side by side There will be Vol fans in this row but youll be near the start UF row. They are so close to the FIELD in the lower 45 yard line behind the Tennessee bench youll be able to see what misearble play Fulmer will make from his playsheet. They are located side by side somewhere between rows 5 and row 10. Exact row and seat assignment given only to winning bidder. ...HUGE RIVALRY... SEC EAST supremacy on the line. LOW BUY IT NOW...
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Wow. :crazy::crazy::crazy:
 
#9
#9
Interesting that the Ebay add trashes Fulmer yet acknowledges SEC East supremacy is on the line with this game. Hmmmm. UM must be as bad as Fulmer. :)
 
#10
#10
54. If you get on the message boards and/or call talk radio demanding that the coach be fired after your team loses the opener, you must stick with it and continue to pay the domain registration fee for FireLloydCarr.com for the next five years.

54a. Even when they turn it around and go 11-1.
 
#16
#16
:lol: (Sorry Milo)

56. You are allowed one e-mail per season to a media outlet – local or national – bitterly complaining about the lack of respect for your school and the obvious media bias against your conference.
56a. More than one such e-mail makes you a paranoid crybaby.
56b. If you're a Pac-10 fan, just shut up already.
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#17
#17
Yes, I went to the home of the defending NCCAA basketball repeat national champions and the defending national champion BCS Gators.

You guys feeling better after losing your last two games, to Penn State and Cal?
 
#18
#18
lawgator1 said:
Yes, I went to the home of the defending NCCAA basketball repeat national champions and the defending national champion BCS Gators.

You guys feeling better after losing your last two games, to Penn State and Cal?
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Yeah, we know...
 
#19
#19
lawgator1 said:
Yes, I went to the home of the defending NCCAA basketball repeat national champions and the defending national champion BCS Gators.

You guys feeling better after losing your last two games, to Penn State and Cal?
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I had just forgotten thanks.
 
#21
#21
Classic

54. If you get on the message boards and/or call talk radio demanding that the coach be fired after your team loses the opener, you must stick with it and continue to pay the domain registration fee for FireLloydCarr.com for the next five years.

54a. Even when they turn it around and go 11-1.

54b. Or when Carr is fired.
 
#22
#22
LOL. Guys, you know I'm just retaliating. You just can't bring a knife to a gun fight.
 
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