Rod Wilks

#30
#30
Rod Wilks destroyed the periodic table....because he only recognizes the element of SURPRISE! Rod Wilks is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head! Rod Wilks can slam a revolving door! Rod Wilks can lead a horse to water.....AND make it drink! Rod Wilks can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves! BigFoot takes pictures of Rod Wilks!
 
#31
#31
This has been a great thread. Good for a boring week. Will he actually see the field in 09? He was supposed to be such a physical beast with size and speed. I don't think I have heard his name on a serious note in some time.
 
#32
#32
KC VOLS said:
Rod Wilks destroyed the periodic table....because he only recognizes the element of SURPRISE! Rod Wilks is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head! Rod Wilks can slam a revolving door! Rod Wilks can lead a horse to water.....AND make it drink! Rod Wilks can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves! BigFoot takes pictures of Rod Wilks!
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This is the funnest thing I have ever read on the internet. I have said lol many times but so few times have I actually laughed out loud. To this I was very loudly loling.:clapping:
 
#33
#33
KC VOLS said:
Rod Wilks destroyed the periodic table....because he only recognizes the element of SURPRISE! Rod Wilks is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head! Rod Wilks can slam a revolving door! Rod Wilks can lead a horse to water.....AND make it drink! Rod Wilks can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves! BigFoot takes pictures of Rod Wilks!
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Yeah, but can he divide by zero?
 
#35
#35
When Kiffin said all starting jobs would be open next spring, he meant to say all 2nd-team positions. Rod Wilks is going to be the starter next year.
 
#38
#38
For all of you who continue to talk about or make fun of Rod, just remember this, HE HEARS ALL AND HE KNOWS WHERE YOU SLEEP!
 
#48
#48
Rod Wilks had relations with a Semi Truck. The result was Optimus Prime.

Rod Wilks doesn't sleep........he waits.

Rod Wilks doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants

The chief export of Rod Wilks.............is pain.

Rod recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

When Rod Wilks falls in water, Rod Wilks doesn't get wet. Water gets Rod Wilks.

If you can see Rod Wilks, Rod Wilks can see you. If you can't see him, you may be seconds away from death.

Rod actually has been dead for years. Death is afraid to come get him.

Geico saved 15% by switching to Rod Wilks.


I could go on........but Rod Wilks just hacked my account and is moments form my possition.........OH CRAP!!................................
 
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