Rod Wilks transferring (merged)

#79
#79
Rod Wilks, as an embryo, transferred from one womb to another because he didn't like what his mom was eating.
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#82
#82
it will interesting to see how many Pro-Bowlers are given up to the Panthers for the new 1st pick of the draft. I'll set the over/under at 5 Pro-Bowlers for that pick.

Due to the NFL's safety initiatives, the NFLPA is demanding the "Rod Wilks" rule be amended to their labor contract. It reads,"If Rod Wilks plays, we don't."

In a showing of compassion and fairness, Rod Wilks has decided to forgo his NFL hall of fame career and simply pass on a fraction of his awesomeness to teammates at the college level. He's been advised that his awesomeness should be doled out in small quantities, and he may have to leave UT to minimize the exposure risk to UT athletes and staff.

Rod Wilks will be missed. :cray: :hi:
 
#85
#85
Oh my god how can u ppl be so blind? How do u not realize what's happening? I guess il break the news. Both rod wilks and chuck Norris have been recruited by president Obama to finally put an end to the war in Iraq. This is just a front to keep the iraqis in the dark until we unleash hell on their arses.
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#87
#87
Rod Wilks is the original most interesting man in the world.

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#88
#88
I heard that he once hit a wr so hard at practice that all the water in the coolers instantly turned to wine
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#95
#95
All this time you guys thought Kiffin leaving set the program back. We now need to reconsider our priorities.
 
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#98
#98
I talk to he's bro Marsalous Johnson that played for Ut and he is not going no where alrite. Go vOLs
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