Rod Wilks' Impression on Dooley

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LazhilUT

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I know this will turn into a Rod Wilks joke thread but today on his Facebook, Rod says the following:

"Dooley is doing it right!"

Good to see our players embracing the new coach!:rock:
 
#13
#13
Well, that settles it. Give him an extension!

A guy walked into a plastic surgeon's office and asked if he could see the Doctor about getting a penis extension.

The nurse smiled and said, "You mean you want your Rod Wilks-ed, right?"

He smiled back and said, "What's a Rod Wilks?"

She laughed and shook her head, at this man's obvious ignorance. So, she went back into the office and came back with the model of the "Rod Wilks-ed".

In gape-jawed awe the man could only mutter, "Yup, that's what I'm lookin' to have".

The next day he came back for the surgery. He got his Rod Wilks-ed and as he was leaving, the nurse handed him her number and said, "Call me anytime".

Later that day, he did. They consummated their relationship 3 nights later, she immediately got pregnant and bore him 14 healthy children 4 months later...

The End
 
#14
#14
A guy walked into a plastic surgeon's office and asked if he could see the Doctor about getting a penis extension.

The nurse smiled and said, "You mean you want your Rod Wilks-ed, right?"

He smiled back and said, "What's a Rod Wilks?"

She laughed and shook her head, at this man's obvious ignorance. So, she went back into the office and came back with the model of the "Rod Wilks-ed".

In gape-jawed awe the man could only mutter, "Yup, that's what I'm lookin' to have".

The next day he came back for the surgery. He got his Rod Wilks-ed and as he was leaving, the nurse handed him her number and said, "Call me anytime".

Later that day, he did. They consummated their relationship 3 nights later, she immediately got pregnant and bore him 14 healthy children 4 months later...

The End

:lol:
 
#18
#18
It looks like Dooley and Staff are really buying into Rod Wilks system....
.........As if they had a choice.
 
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#22
#22
I know this will turn into a Rod Wilks joke thread but today on his Facebook, Rod says the following:

"Dooley is doing it right!"

Good to see our players embracing the new coach!:rock:

I would be surprised if that is really rod wilks...
 
#24
#24
Ah...Ok..It's much clearer now... When a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around, does Rod Wilks still hear it?
 

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