A guy walked into a plastic surgeon's office and asked if he could see the Doctor about getting a penis extension.
The nurse smiled and said, "You mean you want your Rod Wilks-ed, right?"
He smiled back and said, "What's a Rod Wilks?"
She laughed and shook her head, at this man's obvious ignorance. So, she went back into the office and came back with the model of the "Rod Wilks-ed".
In gape-jawed awe the man could only mutter, "Yup, that's what I'm lookin' to have".
The next day he came back for the surgery. He got his Rod Wilks-ed and as he was leaving, the nurse handed him her number and said, "Call me anytime".
Later that day, he did. They consummated their relationship 3 nights later, she immediately got pregnant and bore him 14 healthy children 4 months later...
The End